The puns

Pinky pie" hey dose anypony have the time? "

OMG" let's see it merely "Twilight hours" and I must say that girl over there is "Sparkly" ahahahahah "

Twilight " wow really!"

Pinky pie" what it funny ahahahahah "

Next Rarity

OMG" Why Rarity darling! We "Rarely" see you here with us. Heh heh ahahahahah "

Rarity " I beg your pardon ! "

Pinky pie" ahahahahah ahah heh heh phew! That was a good one. "

Next Applejack

OMG" Phew! Can someone get me an "Apple" because that "Jack" was hard to operate! "

Applejack " is this for real? "

Pinky pie " heh heh heh heh! It sure is."

Next Rainbow dash

Pinky pie " hay dash! "

Rainbow dash" what?! "

OMG " TASTE THE RAINBOW! "

Rainbow dash" Wait? Wha-? "

OMG & Pinky pie " ahahahahah ah ah ahahahahah ahah ahahah "