Sence of humor! · 2:29am Apr 9th, 2017
Shining Armor" Omega! centurions! "
OMG " The Po Po "
Random voice" Freeze!! "And Gar instantly freezes in mid air while shining armor and the centurions surrounded him with the looks of confession.
Shining Armor" Put your hands up?! "
OMG " But you told me to Freeze " with his mouth frozen shut.
Shining armor" Alright! Alright than unfreeze. "
OMG drops to the ground no longer encased in ice.
Shining armor " your under arrest! "
OMG " No! It wasn't me! It was the one arm man " in a sarcastic tone
Then He jumps right back on his feet and said " Alright I confess! I did ya hear! I'm glad! There I telled ya " then drops to his knees then said " What they are going do me sarge! What are they going to do!!?
Shining armor" Sorry son that my department. Search Him! " as he cuffed Gar
The centurions pick him up and he said " Ouuch! Where a camcorder when ya need one! Snort snort snort!! "
A centurion and Private Sanders check his pockets to find...? Well this next lines will explain
Private Sanders" jersey sore sun glass "
The centurion " a bike horn! "
Private Sanders " Small mouth bass "
OMG " WOW "
The centurion " A bowling pin "
Private Sanders " aaaaagh! nnngh a Mouse trap! "
The centurion " rubber chicken! "
OMG " A little to the left. That it! "
While Sanders found something squishy and squeaky that said" I don't know! "
As shining watched with a look saying is this really happening?!
Private Sanders " Eye ball glasses "
OMG " I never seen those in my life "
The centurion " a bazooka! "
OMG " have a permit for that! "
Than Private Sanders pulls a picture out and said " Picture of Shining's wife "
Shining armor" What? "
OMG " Uh-Oh! "
Shining look at the picture of his wife with bedroom eyes wearing only a dark nightdress with her Phone number on it with the word " Lover " above it.
Shining armor" Cadence!! You son of butterscotch Prince " with a really serious tone in his voice.
OMG " Geeze I figure ya had sence of humor. After all... YOU MARRY HER! "
Shining armor" Aaaaagh!" As he and Private Sanders got slapped mutiapule times by OMG.
OMG " That gotta Hurt! Hahahahahaha! " then disappears without a trace.
HAHAHA WHAT I LOST IT AT
WTF?!
4489348 I'm just glad someone found it funny. So thank you so much
4489611 your welcome
It takes little effort to make me laugh or smile depending on my mood. And it so happens to be that I'm in a great mood and it was funny sent me falling off my bed laughing
but I swear if I read this and I was in a bad mood I would have still laughed or atleast chucled
4489636 your welcome
4489801 yeah and let me tell you falling off the bed was not fun
...ouch
Oh sorry about that>>4490448
4490677 Don't worry about it!
I've taken worst 
There was one time, I was on vac. Me and my sister and my maid were playing 'Chinese garter' it's a game played by three+ people where you take a garter and two person will have to stand at the end,stretching the garter and the person left would have to jump in a specific sequence. When said person finished the garter is then raised starting the next level. I was on the second level and I was doing it. and my maid was laughing and I accidentally hit my head on her jaw,causing one of her front teeth to sink in my forehead causing it to bleed and when my mom and dad came home,I was rushed to the hospital and I had to get three layers of stitches.
or this time when I got a new MLP pillow and I was jumping up and down with socks on and the floor was tiled so I slipped and I landed on my knee pretty hard. So hard that I couldn't get up.
and I could not walk right for at least a day or so
talk about major fangirling 
#fangirlinggonewrong 
4490683 Well I just hope your doing ok after all that. But like you said accidents happen and long as your ok. Your ok
4490766 The 'Garter accident happened when I was about 9 or 10 and it's all healed up and all that's left was a scar. And from that bed incident.... I had a big black bruse on my knees for a whole week and we had a performance that time. And my costume barely covered my knees I was lucky that it was light enough that you won't notice it unless your really looking
4490795 Oooh! I got ya. And had scooter accidents when I was younger I scraped my knees and I even had bike accident where I did a front flip off my mom's bike on to the concrete rolling three time on it. I scraped my knees ten times and I even had an accident that left a peanut shaped scar that heel up but still have that peanut shape on my arm.
4490870 DAMN!!
This was silly.
Nice
4492085 thanks
4492140 is was always my favorite sence in the movie since I was 9 years old.
4492131 it remains me of something out of 'bonkers or the mask' cartoons.
4492635 Yeah that too