Meanwhile, on FIM Fiction... · 9:42pm Feb 3rd, 2012
The monitor glowed before him, the latest line burning itself into the screen. Sleep was not far behind. The typing cursor kept time with its neverending blink. Hazama had been staring at this screen all evening.
"It's no use. I just can't think of anything." The writer rested his elbows on the desk, cupping his head in his hands. "I'll never finish this story, let alone this chapter."
Suddenly, the door behind him exploded into a cloud of dust, accompanied by a thick cloud of dust. Barely visible was a leg, paused to hang dramatically for a few seconds.
"What the hell is this!?" Hazama cried between coughs. "Bad Company 2!?"
From within the cloud burst a trenchcoated man. Nytreaux cocked a fist back as he lunged at the writer and shouted, "Let's see you grit those teeth!" Hazama wheeled around only to eat a knuckle sandwich. Crumpling over the desk, Hazama spewed a string of obscenities. "What are you doing whining about stupid shit!?" Nytreaux taunted. "You need to man up and make that story your bitch!"
"Easy for you to say. You're not the one--"
Nytreaux drew his arm up and thrust his hand forward, finger extended. "You have the power! Just believe in yourself!" He crossed his arms, a glint of light reflecting off his sunglasses. "If you won't do it for yourself, then do it for your followers!"
Hazama wiped the blood from his mouth and looked over his shoulder at the monitor, the cursor still steadily blinking. He clenched a fist in front of him. "You're right. You're right! I can do this! This writer's block has plagued me for the final time! WHO THE HELL DOES IT THINK I AM!?"
Hazama locked his fingers and gave them a mighty crack, then splayed them across the keyboard. A furious clicking of keys issued forth as, outside the window perched on a nearby tall structure, a lone figure's trenchcoat fluttered in the wind as he stared into the setting sun, a cocky grin smeared on his face.
tl;dr I'm most definitely finishing chapter three tonight. I'm doing it for you loyal fans, whom I am undeserving of!
Are you implying that I'm gonna die? Or am I already dead?
Two clouds of dust, yes. I don't want to spam people with edits, so the blunder will remain. Besides, I'm sure Bad Company 2 has clouds of dust within clouds of dust. Yo dawg.
9345 No, Nytreaux. You are the zombies.