Take it All Away... Potential Parodies

I've actually thought of two parodies of this beauty of a song right here:

and I want your opinion on them. First...
Grief it All Away, for Minecraft. And then...
Take it Anyway, for any RPG ever.

Grief it All Away by Jaydove (AKA Sky Blue CMC)

There was a shot in the dark, I was caught by surprise,
I'm left with half of a heart, and my friends have all died,
And there was nowhere to run, and not one place to hide,
And so I guess it'd be best, to commit suicide...

{Pre-Chorus}
So if you're gonna go,
And leave me in this bloody cave,
I won't let you know,
Where all my treasure's stowed away...
{End Pre-Chorus}

{Chorus}
You gotta know that yoooooooouuuuu,
Blow me up when you say,
You wanna grief it all away,
Grief it all away-ay-ay-ay-ay!
Yoooooooouuuuu,
Blow me up when you say,
You wanna grief it all away,
Grief it all away-ay-ay-ay-ay!

You were the one, who just blew me up,
To steal the stuff, you were dreaming of,
You stole my stuff, and you said "Tough love"
And now you grief it all away,
Grief it all away-ay-ay-ay-ay!
{End Chorus}

My armour broke off my chest, like I couldn't perceive,
Why I was still on my quest, there's nothing I could achieve,
And now I've run out of cake, and my hunger's at three,
Making it easy to hurt, and even harder to flee...

[Pre-Chorus]
[Chorus x 2]

Take it Anyway by Jaydove (AKA Sky Blue CMC)

There was a boss in the dark, I was fought by surprise,
I've just lost seventeen hearts, and my friends have all died,
Since I'm unable to run, and I just have to fight,
I think that it might be best, to revive with the light...

{Pre-Chorus}
So if you're gonna go,
And leave me in a lonely grave,
I won't let it slow,
My progress to be AOK...
{End Pre-Chorus}

{Chorus}
You gotta know that yoooooooouuuuu,
Knock me out when you say,
You wanna take it anyway,
Take it anyway-ay-ay-ay-ay!
Yoooooooouuuuu,
Knock me out when you say,
You wanna take it anyway,
Take it anyway-ay-ay-ay-ay!

You rolled a one, and it was enough,
To roll a one, when you leveled up,
You rolled a one, and you had bad luck,
And yet you take it anyway,
Take it anyway-ay-ay-ay-ay!
{End Chorus}

Now I've just gotta confess, that boss was way 2 1337,
But I've completed my quest, there's nothing left to achieve,
I'm left with nothing to say, with no Ace up my sleeve,
Making it easy to fail, and harder still to succeed...

[Pre-Chorus]
[Chorus x 2]

That's what I've got. What do you think?