First order of business: Fix my ****, cause it broke as ****!

I don't know why the title, but I do know my main page is all kinds of messed up. Broken links, outdated info, and years neglect that needs to be scraped off the edges. The main page represents who you are, and gives visitors insight into your personality. Mine says: "Lazy bastard" or perhaps "I quit!" These aren't the ideal signals to be portraying if I want to get back into writing. I need to have some self respect and pride in my work if I'm going to stay determined to keep writing.

So, it is time to get down and dirty on the back end and fix my ****!