I searched for it for 4 minutes. Then, I found it on the top of the counter in the kitchen. Then, we couldn't find my mom's phone when he rang it. Mom my remembered she put it on vibrate.
...I Killed My Math Class! :DD · 8:29pm Nov 28th, 2016
We had a lockdown drill last period in school today. I was leaning against a squeaky door, and a boy kept burping. After that, I kept whispering to my friends. One of them had their heads against the back of my other friend, and their legs were under a chair. Two boys were under a table, my friend was trapped between the chairs in the corner, and I was squished. I kept talking though, and walking loud. Our class has an inside joke. "Pencils." My teacher said that if people broke into the classroom, she'll hand me my schoolbag, and I'll take out my pencils and fight em dead!
But since I was talking, my teacher said that everyone is dead.
Me: "If you guys are dead, then how come I'm not dead?!"
Teacher: "Because you're the killer who gets away with the crime, annoying girl in the back!"
Me:"Welp, I'm not dead at least."
My friend: "You killed us!"
Me: "Shut it!"
Teacher: Why do you keep talking?!"
Me: "Not my fault! The dead is talking to me!"
My friend has a troll face on. XDD
