LUCK IN THE TEAM FORTRESS 2 FRONT (Warning, long) · 12:19am Sep 21st, 2012
So me and a friend were in a skype call the other day. Whoop di doo. But then, he wants get out of his free-to-play rut. So i suggest buying a fall key, as he's got a crate and can get good shit from it. So he does, opens his crate, and gets a Track Terrorizer. Good for him. I suggest we play some Capture the Flag, so i open tf2 and I get professer speks because he chose me as the person who helped him the most. Then he goes on to say he kinda wants a hat, but doesn't know how to go about using the trade market. I tel him if he gives me what it costs ill get it for him. He suggests the track terrorizer. I'm like "WHOA FUCK MAN, THAT COST WAY MORE THEN A HAT" and he's like "How about you take the terrorizer, get me the hat, and keep whats left over." ...So i do it for him, and im left for 3 refined. WHAT TO DO. I instantly think of ANOTHER FRIEND who gave me a Tricorne Tippler a while back. Playing the spy game, i ask his favorite class (the HEAVY) and if he likes the Brass Beast (He loves it). I say cool cool(HE SUSPECTS NOTHING, GIGGLE). So I get him a Strange Brass Beast, and gave it to him for being a bro. Then I think, HMMM. I'm left with 2.66 refined. So I go out and get a Strange Jag, and another Strange Brass Beast for myself. Name the Strange Jag "LUNAR MAGIC". So now I'm cookin it hardcore with my expert shit. I love Team Fortress 2.
Fuck you with the cacti that are Twilight's parents.