Upcoming story in the works (maybe)

Twilight’s skin naturally flakes off. Skin flakes feed a dust mite. Dust mite triggers allergic reaction. Affected pegasus seeks explanation. Equestria discovers healthcare is underfunded. Celestia diverts funds from military budget. Budget cuts force student cuts. Shining Armor kicked out, becomes celebrity chef. Chrysalis invades, fended off by Strawberry Parchment and Purpura Phlox playing first ever buckball game when Dinky slips up. Flurry Heart is male, and his father is the creator of Equestria’s version of Gmod. Timeline completely destroyed.