• Member Since 4th Jun, 2016
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Derpy DeathClaw001


Your new Führer Adolf Hunter! I hope for the destruction of all kittens!

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  • 203 weeks
    Look where the time went.

    Its crazy to think so much of my stuff on this site has just been sitting here...
    If anyone wants to pick up my stories, I do not mind talking. I might find time for them but u have a lot on my plate.

    In between medical issues, my discharge, and pile of other small shit; I find it hard to finish stuff sometimes.

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  • 277 weeks
    I'm still alive!!!

    I just posted the new chapter to The Drifter and its essentially a demo to kick off my new upload explosion I'm hoping to have. This will likely be my last year on this site because I get to join the military, which is crazy for an Autist such as myself. So if anyone actually likes my concepts and stories who can do it better, contact

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  • 338 weeks
    Guess who is stupid??

    So I recently got a new phone and, being the idiot i am, forgot my new username. So i went on quite the little adventure searching for my stories just so i could find my username.
    I am very ashamed.

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  • 350 weeks
    Guess Whaattt!!!!!

    I AM NOT DEAD!!
    To those that actually read my stories, I'm still here. I've just been doing a bunch of diffrent stuff and acclimating to my new laptop. I'll be back online within a week at the most.

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  • 360 weeks
    Work

    If anyone on here has ever worked on a fishing boat they would know how difficult it is. Now make that deckhand a nerdy a writer who barely has muscles and weak grasp on how to fillet halibut and king salmon and you've got me.
    This is the main reason for my absence but because my boat broke down, I am free!!!
    Although my $560 a week is gone, my computer time is more plentiful.

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Sep
13th
2016

Geometry Superman! · 4:22am Sep 13th, 2016

I was sitting in geometry class, doing an assignment and listening to Pandora when suddenly the worst/best thing happens. Superhero by Stephan Lynch comes on. The whole class thought I was having a seizure because I was seizing and crying in my desk, trying to contain my laughter.:rainbowlaugh:

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Sounds better than what happened to me. I was sitting in the band room waiting for sixth period to start, and I look up to see the entire class staring at me because we were three minutes into class, the teacher was trying to get my attention while I was listening to Nightcore on my headphones on full blast.

Hahahahahhahaha! :rainbowlaugh:
I did something similar during 4th period. My teacher was like: "Take those buds out or I'll take your phone." I almost had a heart attack because she came out from behind me.:facehoof:

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