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last of delta1


Lets just write some damn stories.

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  • 243 weeks
    Been awhile eh?

    So, I'm not really sure how to start this, no surprise there, but fuck it I'll just wing it. It's been awhile since I was last on here and left a few stories high and dry so my bad on that, papa just had to go out to get a few smokes. But seriously I left a lot of shit undone on this site and it's been bugging the ever lovin shit out of me! So to get this annoying bug of my shoulder I decided to

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  • 324 weeks
    Holy shit, this guy is slow.

    Hey fuckers, been awhile since I've had the spot light eh? I swear the past, I don't know, twenty years have been a blur.

    It hasn't been twenty years Jacob.

    Really, fucking feels like it with your slow ass.

    It feels slow because you've been passed out drunk for the past several months.

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  • 357 weeks
    Q&A I guess?

    Yo, so I'll just make this quick. If you guys have some questions you want answered then this is the place to ask them. I just thought this would be a better way to talk to you all since I haven't really been very social on this site, which I have missed very much. But yeah, any questions belong here and I will do my best to answer them. :raritywink:

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  • 373 weeks
    Update! So read it! Asses...

    So here's the deal, things have obviously been slow and for that I'm sorry and I wish this blog was to say that I will be pumping out new chapters every day, but that's sadly not the case. Things have gotten... bad in my personal life, but I won't talk about that now since I don't want to make any excuses or somehow gain some of your sympathy. I hate that shit.

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  • 394 weeks
    Weeeeee!!!-

    So I'm making this blog on my phone from pure boredom since my power is out. Now you all be asking why is his power out? or why is this bitch doing this and not writing a New chapter! Well my dear readers I'll answer your questions. it's because of the Damn hurricane Mathew That's hitting Florida! Yep me and Jacob are swing from the palm trees!

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Aug
20th
2016

What's up? · 12:08am Aug 20th, 2016

Hey everyone, hope you're all doing good. So it's been awhile since I posted one of these and I'm not really sure how to update what's been going on so I just decided to have this be where you all ask questions and I'll give answers. Simple. So I guess if you are curious about anything or just want to chat this is the place to do it. :twilightsmile:

Sounds kinda lazy.

Oh shut up you insane bastard. I'm in charge here so just-

*BAM*

OW!

The hell you are!

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Well I just want to see ponies get their ass beaten by a so called, "Dirty Human". Show them why we are the apex predators.

In the meantime, the next chapter for my story that's somewhat inspired by your stories, (Yeah, the ponies bashing with brutality) is delayed due to changes to the chapter, school, and me being lazy and tired because of school. College seems easier, it's just that I get bored as fuck so while I'm laying down, I think of ideas for Sins of the Equestrian Empire. Problem is, I get ahead of myself and keep thinking of ideas far into the story, no where near the next chapter instead of actually typing it. I've even already thought of all of the battles, events within the Empire, events within Equestria, the names of characters even minor characters, how this will end, what weapons and vehicles I'll input, the new names for them, and how the story will end. At the same time, I'm also thinking of ideas for an Alternate Universe of Sins of the Equestrian Empire where technology is the same as the 17th and 18th Centuries where Navies still use Man of Wars and soldiers use muskets......I need serious help. Any advice? I'm trying to find time to type but I'm always tired from school and other work.

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Ah, now that sounds familiar. I actually have that kind of problem sometimes as well. It's annoying right? Anyways I understand perfectly how you feel and I have come up with my own solution to the problem. What I do is whenever I come up with ideas for future chapters or anything else that's related I just quickly write it down on a scrap piece of paper and wait until I have free time to write it down on my computer. I'm not very good at keeping up with the routine, but it helps a bit. Hopefully this can help you because I'm really enjoying your story. :twilightsmile:

4159401 Thanks for the tip.:twilightsmile:

Dear Delta, it has come to my attention that you are a lazy pile of used dragon dildos, but that is a story for another time. As an... avid... follower of your stories, I have a question... why the fuck haven't you put me in The Last of Delta 1 yet?

Signed, with love, Ulysses
P.S., I'm going to strangle you with a piano wire if this keeps up

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Yo Deltaaa, you did it again!

Shit, ummm... I'll get working on it right now!

You better, or I'll get the fucking whip out again!

4224511 Ulysses: Here, borrow mine!
*Hands you a long iron chain wrapped in barbed wire*
TTC: Hey, ain't that a little overkill?
Ulysses: Of course it isn't! Look, I'll test it on you!
TTC: Wait! That's not a good-
*Ulysses strikes him across the face mid-sentence, sending him hurling against the wall with a thud, and a splatter of blood*
Ulysses: See? It works just fine! Now come on, don't be such a baby! Get up... yo, I said get up!
*Kicks TTC in the ribs as he unconsciously bleeds out unto the carpet*
Ulysses: Huh... I'm gonna go a shovel. Best of luck to you! Ta-ta for now!
*Starts whistling a jaunty tune as he drags TTC by the leg out the doorway*

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