car guy comedy series 1

So as a car guy we like to make are cars fast in our own desire whether it be carburetors or fuel injected. we like our cars to go vroom vroom. well my buddy dash32 has a conversation of my BMW 535i. talking about ECU tuning maps
and how much power they let my car make, plus on top of the idiocy we say over on the texts we send each other. so let me put it like this my car has 3 maps

map 0: stock 320 horsepower
map 1: 460 horsepower
map 2 is the most powerful one
map 2 to simply put it:
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FUCK THE POLICE COMING STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND! AYOUNG NIGGA GOT IT BAD CAUSE I'M BROWN! AND NOTTHE OTHER COLOR SO POLICE THINK! THE HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO KILL A MINORITY! FUCK THAT SHIT, CAUSE I AIN'T THE ONE! FOR A PUNK MOTHERFUCKER WITH A BADGE AND A GUN!

Comments

[Dash32]

BAHAHAHAHA! Like I said, I'm a fuckin moron! XD