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Aug

2nd

2016

An actual thing that happened in an actual movie · 12:01am Aug 2nd, 2016

This is from a conversation in the Day of the Dead remake, in which two soldiers are discussing why a friendly zombie isn't eating them.

"Why ain't he eating us?"

"He's vegetarian"

"Well I hope he don't mistake me for no soybean burger"

10/10 best lines in history
This movie was robbed of its oscar

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