Mlp genderswap: Owl's well that ends well

Dusk shine: This meteor shower tonight's gonna be amazing!

Barbara: Awesome!

Dusk shine: You know, this shower only happens once every 100 years.

Barbara: A centennial celebration!

Dusk shine: Don't wanna be late! Whoa, whoa, whoa! [sigh] There.

Dusk shine: Spike, did you grab my quill and ink?

Barbara: Check!

Dusk shine: Scrolls?

Barbara: Check! I've also packed a telescope, apples, bananas, fruit punch, and my freshly baked homemade triple-decker nut-crazy vanilla cream cookies!

Dusk shine: [giggle] I can see that. Once again you've read my mind, Spike. And that is why you are my number one assistant.

Barbara: 'm sorry. I didn't hear you.

Dusk shine: That is why you are my number one assistant.

Barbara: Missed that! Huh...?

Dusk shine: I said... [giggle] Come on, let's get going. Wait! I almost forgot! I wanna bring the "Astronomical Astronomer's Almanac to All Things Astronomy".

Barbara: The Astronomo-lomo homono what?

Dusk shine: You know that really old big blue book on stars, moons, planets, the universe...?

Barbara: Right. Check! Ah... Ahh... Ahhh... Ahhhh...! [sigh] [huge sneeze]

Dusk shine: Hey! What's taking my number one assistant so long?

Dusk shine: I was sure I put the astronomer's guide back. The book would have helped me identify different planets and stars tonight.

Barbara: Well... Maybe someone borrowed it? Besides, you don't need that book. You can already name all the planets and stars, 'cause you're super smart and astronomically awesome!

Dusk shine: Thanks,Barbara.You're such a flatterer.

Barbara: Yeah, I'm a sweet talker.

Dusk shine: And a number one assistant, right?

Barbara: Check!

Rainbow blitz: [munch] [gulp] Wow, Twilight! You're lucky to have such a rad assistant. I wish I had someone to do whatever I told them.

Scooteroll: : Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Me! I'll do whatever you want, Rainbow blitz!

Rainbow blitz: Oh yeah, pipsqueak? How about taking out the trash?

Scooteroll: Yes ma'am!

Elusive: Do we have Spike to thank again for this amazing spread? Isn't he simply amazing?

Barbara: Oh, come on. [pause] I said come on.

Bubbly berry: Little Barbarey-weary! Who knew that big ferocious dragon started off so cutesy wootsy?

Elusive: Barbara,you are such a little star that I had to make a little bow tie for you.

Barbara: Gosh. You guys are embarrassing me. Stop it. [pause] Dusk,your turn

Dusk shine: Barbara,that's enough.

Barbara: Oh, right. That's enough.

Sweepy belle: Hey, everypony! The show is starting!

Everybody: Wow, that's amazing!/It's really cool./Once!]

Dusk shine and Barbara: Wow...

Barbara: [yawn] Huh?

Bubble berry: Mmm. Wow! These cookies are delish!

Dusk shine: Barbara made them. Speaking of,Barbara,an you bring us some punch?Barbara?

Barbara: [snoring]

Elusive: Oh, poor little thing.

Dusk shine: Aww...She's worked himself to the bone.

Bubble berry: And now the punch has been... "Barbarraed"!

[ponies laughing]

Barbara: [snoring]

Dusk shine: Goodnight,Barbara.[giggle] Sweet dreams, number one assistant.

Dusk shine: [sigh] "The Study of Comets. Comets are small, irregularly shaped bodies that are made of nonvolatile grains and frozen gases. They..."

[creaking]

Dusk shine: Huh.

Dusk shine: ...have body structures that are fragile and diverse...
[creaking]
[wind whistling]