Terrible thought for all of the One Piece fans. · 11:00pm Jul 20th, 2016
Sometimes, you have a terrible idea.
I mean, yeah, anybody can have a terrible idea. Just look at this site. Half the time it feels like a prime demonstration of Sturgeon's Law, and half the time it feels like it needs to introduce a corollary to Sturgeon's Law that expresses what percentage of written works will one day be used as character evidence against the author.
But sometimes, the idea is terrible in multiple ways. To the point where you can't even bring yourself to look it up to see if it's been done before.
This time, I can't bring myself to look it up. Not because it would disgust me. I mean, it would, but that's not the reason. No, I can't because, one way or another, the internet will terribly disappoint me.
If it has been done, I would be disappointed in how awful the internet can be.
If it hasn't been done, I would be disappointed in no one else coming up with it.
And it is...
Luffy/Trebol slashfic built entirely around "rubber and glue" puns.
Oh my God. And you don't even have the decency to tell me before you post so I can Gibbs-slap you.
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But if I told you about my ideas first you might try to stop me from sharing them with everyone else.
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That would be the point, yes.
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I get it! I get this one!
As for the idea... Shudders