Jul
1st
2016
This "News Article" makes me laugh! (Pokemon Spoilers) · 12:19am Jul 1st, 2016
Just... no introduction necessary. Take a look for yourself. 
http://www.theverge.com/2016/6/30/12065976/pokemon-sun-moon-new-characters-bad
You can tell this was written by someone who doesn't know what a Pokemon is, because the only Pokemon he references is Luvdisc, and he calls Zygarde at the end of the "article" the "snake-like creature", like it was something he's never seen before. The thing has been out since two-thousand and fucking thirteen!
What an idiot.
I haven't done much of a thing with Pokemon and even I know more about it than this ''journalist''.
4059295
Exactly! And the new Pokemon aren't even horrible! In fact, Tapu Koko looks rad as fuck!
4059297 Perspective of whoever made the original article (Sing to the tune of the song MAME, by Jerry Herman):
These ... look ... so ... bad the brand new Poke . . . mon!
They're ... terr ... i ... ble the brand new Poke . . . mon!
I'm so uneducated
About this thing they call Pokemon
That I just feel the need
To randomly blast all who are in it!
These ... look ... so ... bad the brand new Poke . . . mon!
They're ... terr ... i ... ble the brand new Poke . . . mon!
I still think Zygarde's the snake-like one
Luvdisc is my only known one
I think they all suck new Poke . . . mon!
I quite like these new Pokemon.
4059375
Oh dude, I love them all!
Well, we have a toaster, a cool electro bug, the Snoop dogg dragon, the lovechild of Luvdisc and Basculin, a pixie, another Pikachu and the awesome guardian.
On a side note Shigeru Miyamoto himself said that these are the ugliest Pokemon he has ever seen.
4059921
He was probably just joking around. You know him!