Greetings Munchkins · 4:40am May 30th, 2016
Greetings fellow humans that live in a world that is absolute shit, I am ThePonyofSalt and this is my first blog entry. Now I'm going to go ahead and get this out of the way, I haven't really watched the show since season 4 but that's because if I did my family would force me to literally drink bleach. That's why all of my shit stories will take place in an AU. Before you leave muttering about how I need to kill myself for not actually watching the show that much past season 4 well, I will catch up somehow. Now that that stupid stuff is out of the way I shall now tell you about myself. I am a closet brony, that's right if you couldn't tell that already, so I will not reveal my real name or face to anyone. Now I like to gender bend with this series, mainly because of the severe lack of major male characters in the show. I will tell you that the main victims of my gender bending way are Apple bloom and Rainbow dash, why do I mainly do them, you may ask? Well that's because Their probably my two favorite characters, again you may ask why? Well the answer to that one is simple. I like who I fucking like and if we leave it at that then we can be friends. I will also tell whatever poor bastard is reading this, I like to make my stories dark and Gorey, why? Because i'm a sadistic fuck. The last thing I will say here is that most of my stories everyone will be human, why? Because in my stories a lot of weapons will be used, and a pony holding a sword or gun will make me die since it makes no fucking sense at all, and yes I know it's a magical world but ponies still have hooves not hands.
