2017 MLP Movie Dream · 2:11pm May 28th, 2016
I had a freaking weird dream.
Again.
I have had these dreams in which I'm walking around, but then I pass in front of a TV or walk into a movie theater right before being sucked into the movie/video in question. Quite often. Like once a month at least.
Anyway, in this dream I went into the 2017 MLP movie. And it was weird.
I was walking around a school/Ponyville, and there was this little corner near the restrooms that had an indented wall that would open with a push - My secret place. It was a large, square, empty room with a deep dark red floor with a crimson wall. The roof was high and matched the floor. After you walked into the room, you'd see another doorway behind you and to your left to a similar room but aquamarine instead of red, separated only by a wide doorway with hanging beads. Inside this room was a gaming cabinet, and whatever game it was playing would lead to flashback.
That flashback? Diamond Tiara's mother.
No, not Spoiled Rich.
Her real mother.
In the flashback, DT's real mother was trying to escape capture with bundled foal in tow. She jumped from rooftop to rooftop, using her horn to blast chasers and use her thestral wings to fly. That's right. An alicorn, but with bat-pony wings.
As hard as she tried, the pursuers would eventually overpower her. This fact didn't escape her, so she sped around the corner of a house and left a bundled baby DT on a random doorstep, knocked the door, then jumped back out so the pursuers could find her and lead them away from the foal. Ultimately, she didn't make it.
That's how Filthy Rich gained a daughter.
So, DT finds out that I discovered her secret. With the help of Silver Spoon and Carrot Top, she finds the secret place, trashes the game cabinet, and has a table with a contract on it. Both fillies and mare on one side are forcing me to sign it. I read it over, but I didn't understand a word of it; but it was clear that signing this would have absolutely disastrous effects for me akin to becoming her slave and giving up my livelihood.
But then my lawyer Goofy comes in.
Yes, Goofy.
Right before he can contest the legality of the contract, a bunch of other Disney characters show up on the right side of the room, dance around and just serve as a distraction and a time waster until a dimensional portal opened above them and they jumped in, leaving just the ponies, lawyer Goofy, and me alone. I even acknowledged it in my dream. "Gotta fill up that hour and a half somehow."
Then Goofy turns to DT and says, "How many of you have your own signatures on the contract?" DT and others snapped their eyes on the contract and gape. "Our signatures aren't on this contract!" they all scream at once.
"Then this document isn't legally binding," said Goofy before bowing and leaving.
"Nooooo!" screams DT.
Then I walk out of the movie and movie theater.
"I just saw the MLP movie," I said with a satisfied feeling.
God, what a weird dream.
Oh, I hate dreams like that! I wake up feeling great because I saw the movie finally, then its like "Oh, crap, I still have nine months left!"
.-.