worst start for a night out with friends but ended awesome · 11:31am May 20th, 2016
alright so here's the deal.....My friends and I were in a hurry to get tickets to the early viewings of neighbors 2 because there were very limited numbers. The only problem is that the car i was using didn't have enough gas to get us to the theaters, i only had enough money for the tickets for the five of us. So i called my mom to ask if i could trade cars with her so i can go with my friends to see the movie. She gave me the Okay and told me on the phone park my car where hers is while i was on my way to where the car was located. Little did i know as i was about to pull up I parked in another parking spot literally close to my mom's car for the time being so i can transfer some stuff that i need from my car into the other car, this Trinidadian security guard who thinks he is a cop walks on to me and with a very strong accent but spoke very fluent english tells me move my car or i will have it towed(my mom is an employee at this nursing home that is down the street to my house). I specifically said in the most politest of tones "i'm terribly sorry, i just need to trade cars then i'll be on my way". He still rants on saying" you need to leave now you can't park here". attempt number two I tell him " I'm trading cars I'll leave as soon as i'm able to swap all my things into the other car and i'll leave". then He rants about "i'm going to report you to the administration for illegal parking if you do not obey my instructions". I'm thinking in my head*how ignorant can you be to not be able to process what I am saying and still rant about that i can't park here when clearly I said I'm going to leave as soon as I finish swapping cars.*
I had enough so i called my mom who is a legitimate employee at the nursing home to tell the security guard the situation. My mom arrives to tell him the situation and He starts starts disrespecting my mother. I blew my cap, but i didn't yell I'll admit it this was disrespectful but i tried to be polite and he deserved what i was about to say. I said and I quote with a really irritated tone of voice " what part of your brain is not functioning to properly understand the english language. I have said multiple times that I am trading cars with my mother's car and as soon as I am done I will leave. what part of that statement say's "I am going to take an employee parking and leave my car there". And then on top of that you disrespect my mother in front of me like she's some criminal. She has her badge on her uniform confirming that she is a employee and she is allowed to park here." Then he has the audacity to tell my mom that I am disrespecting him. *you just disrespected my mother you INCONCEIVABLE CUNT!*
I have never been disrespected so much and have never seen such a 2 face asshole that has no comprehension every word of the english language regardless of fluency of such language to hear and understand that I AM TRADING CARS AND I WILL LEAVE AS SOON AS I AM DONE! Everything calmed down after a while and I was able to finish the car swap and leave. It took a full 45 minutes to do a 3 minute car trade......we weren't able to watch the movie.........the last five tickets were sold night ruined. However after that GIANT fiasco, my friends were a bit depressed about not seeing the movie, so i decided I would show them a spot where its soft low sand, but it not deep enough to get yourself stuck and your able to drift the car around some man made corners with relative ease and finesse. we had fun and took some pictures together and car got a bit dirty......okay really dirty . Later we went to an burger place and my buddy of mine betted me a milkshake that I couldn't take down a 4 patty hamburger with fries topped off with cheese thousand island and grilled onion and a big "FUCK YOU" cup of lemonade. I won and got my milkshake worth it haha.We called it a day after....my stomach hurts...........
Damn. Rough night sounds like
3958745 not entirely brought my buddies to go drift in the sand and got a free milkshake lol so it was worth it haha