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Lolfail


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  • 595 weeks
    And here we...go.

    Ok, so I've been pretty up with Into the Black, which is good considering my line of work. I'm really trying to go out with a bang with my first, and still figure out what the hell I'm going to do with Red Protocol. I dunno, I may trash it, start over. Leave it there as a reminder on how to not write a story. I may try to redeem it or just start over. But, with being in the

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  • 609 weeks
    OC (pepper) spray sucks.

    So yeah, I was planning on writing a decent bit for the story today, but we got sprayed by military grade pepper spray, so let's just say my computer isn't something I'm worried about right now. (On my phone, lol). That shit works, I got sprayed at 0930 and it's 0012 now. So fifteen hours after getting sprayed and I still feel the effects of it. The pain was terrible, I'd dare to say the most

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  • 610 weeks
    I'm back Muddafukkas. Well, sort of.

    So boot camp was fun, definitely changed my ways of looking a life. But it's all said and done and now I'm in "A" school. I currently don't have a laptop so no stories until it gets here. Not to mention classes, Tactics, weapons and Hand-to-hand. I'll do my best to get decent size stories out but not as often as I'd like. I'm free on most weekends so I'll have time there. Anyway, hope you guys

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  • 621 weeks
    Between a rock and the sea...or a ship, whatever.

    So, I've been working a bit on the next chapter, and I'm planning on it being at least 8000 words, so I'm a little half-way done. After this chapter, the story will go "On Hiatus" as I will be absent for at least four months for basic training and A school. I hope to finish this chapter before I ship on the 20th.

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  • 626 weeks
    Wooooaaaaahh

    So my story, a tie in to "Out of the blue" is up, and it's been mixed results in terms of the story itself. I just wish people would tell me why they didn't like it, so I can know not to make that mistake the next time I write. To those who did like it, and for those who do like it: Thank you, I greatly appreciate it, and I will do my best to update chapters.

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2012

OC (pepper) spray sucks. · 5:16am Sep 1st, 2012

So yeah, I was planning on writing a decent bit for the story today, but we got sprayed by military grade pepper spray, so let's just say my computer isn't something I'm worried about right now. (On my phone, lol). That shit works, I got sprayed at 0930 and it's 0012 now. So fifteen hours after getting sprayed and I still feel the effects of it. The pain was terrible, I'd dare to say the most pain I've ever been in, and I'm not just saying that. So kiddies, when cops pull that orange can, for your own sake, listen to them. I got the worst of the worst and don't wish it on anyone else. Anyway, I'll attempt some writing in the morrow. Until then, mode DECON then sleep.

Stay awesome guys.

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327201 Well, they have to test it out on someone, and...uh... it seemed like our friend the Author up there, had his chance.

But really... Never put pepper spray in the eyes... unless you mean it. It burns like a bitch, and I only know this because my friend got a dare to do it. Pointblank. Into his eye.

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I got sprayed for training, being security forces I have to get certified to use it, and the only way is to get it in the face. Naval Security Forces training is a bitch, but it's gotta be done lol.

Also, I hope a professional did it, because the minimum is 36 inches or the "Hydolic Needle effect" can make the poor guy go blind. But yeah, I'm a good guy and don't piss off guys with spray that will literally ruin your entire day.

327817 Now, I don't really like navy types, but you have to like and respect the Marines, and their naval security forces.

... Yeah... Professional? Hm.... I mean, the guy who had the can was about like, 2-3 feet away.... My poor friend had to sit in his bathroom washing the pepper out of his eyes for the whole day, because it burned so much. This is pretty much what got us out of doing stupid dares. :rainbowlaugh:

327827 Depends on the individual. I know a lot of SECFO Marines, but we do all the high risk guarding, given that most marines are frontlines. I'm getting out there after PRP, doing mobile Security, which means I fight the enemy directly.

328135 I see. (No I don't :unsuresweetie:) Well, good luck to you, in any case.

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Liberty. Training last for nine hours a day, with exception of weekends, in which case we have no training time. Hey man, if you wanna play the "pics or it didn't happen" card, I can counter. LOL.

Also, there is always time for ponies.

Yeah. I had 'civilian' strength during Private Security course and that shit sucks. I was lucky: asthma kept them from making me huff it. But still, burns like the dickens and takes forever to get off your face.

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Truer words were never spoken. My eyes took a good while to get 100% clean too. We tried all the tricks; Milk, baby whipes, dawn. All did an OK job, but time did us the best healing. Also, which company did you contract out of? Some guys training us here are from Blackwater, not sure if you were with them or not.

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Stateside 'Mall Cop' security.

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