The Quiglz and Squiglz show, Episode 2. Brought to you by "Waiting for your resident Cuban." Owned Doom Inc. and Affiliates · 3:41am Apr 28th, 2016

[10:01:32 PM] Dylan: Doom!
[10:01:40 PM | Edited 10:01:45 PM] Dylan: Prepare....
[10:01:43 PM] Dylan: THE SUMMONS!
[10:05:32 PM] Shadow: JEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[10:05:38 PM] Dylan: JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[10:06:14 PM] Dylan: IT NEEDS MORE UMPH, MS. SKARLET!
[10:06:37 PM] Dylan: MORE CROCKATOWA, SIR SPAKSBOTTOM
[10:07:20 PM] Shadow: WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE MISS KRAKOPELTOP
[10:07:44 PM] Dylan: MY LANGUAGE IS PERFECLY FINE, ADMIRAL JARJAR
[10:08:16 PM] Shadow: THATS DARTH JARJAR TO YOU CT-58609
[10:09:04 PM] Dylan: AND THATS CP-1337 TO YOU, DIDLE, ESQUIRE
[10:09:16 PM] Dylan: NOW
[10:09:29 PM] Shadow: YOU BETCH
[10:09:45 PM] Dylan: PREPARE THE MILLENIUM CONDOR FOR SUBMERGING SKIPPER
[10:10:34 PM] Shadow: AYE AYE PRIVATE. SINK THIS BOAT CADET
[10:10:43 PM] Dylan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[10:10:52 PM] Dylan: DONT MAKE MY DINGHY LEAKY AGAIN!
[10:10:55 PM] Dylan: I JUST FIXED IT
[10:11:05 PM] Dylan: BUT BEYOND THAT
[10:11:11 PM] Dylan: WE'RE CROSSING THE BORDER!
[10:11:22 PM] Shadow: WELL. THEN MAKE THIS THING FLOAT UNDER WATER ADMIRAL
[10:11:45 PM] Dylan: CHIEF OOMPALITWICK, THATS NOT POSSIBLE
[10:11:59 PM] Dylan: OUR TECHNOLOGY IS NOT GREAT ENOUGH TO GO INTO SPACE
[10:12:39 PM] Dylan: I HEAR A GHOST CAPTAIN
[10:12:44 PM] Shadow: THEN HOW THE FUCK ARE WE FLOATING ON THE GOD DAMN SUN SERGEANT
[10:12:44 PM] Dylan: SEND HELP
[10:12:56 PM] Dylan: THAT EXPLAINS WHY EVERYTHINGS ON FIRE
[10:13:12 PM] Shadow: FIRE? I SEE SNOW
[10:13:20 PM] Dylan: HOW CAN YOU SEE
[10:13:24 PM] Dylan: YOUR EYES ARE FIRE
[10:13:44 PM] Dylan: AND THATS NOT SNOW
[10:13:49 PM] Dylan: ITS THE ASH OF OUR CREW
[10:13:58 PM] Dylan: CAPTIN
[10:13:59 PM] Shadow: HOW CAN YOU SEE MY EYES ARE ON FIRE WHEN YOUR EYES ARE ON FIRE
[10:14:06 PM] Dylan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHG
[10:14:08 PM] Dylan: SEND HELP
[10:14:24 PM] Dylan: ALL I SEE IS....RAINBOWS?
[10:15:12 PM] Dylan: THE DODO STOPPED BURNING, GIGINSMUCH
[10:15:59 PM] Shadow: THATS BECAUSE A MY LITTLE PONY CHARACTER IS BUCKING YOU IN THE FACE FIGNEWTINGBARDSOM
[10:16:13 PM] Dylan: A WHOPSYWHATSIT
[10:16:15 PM] Dylan: SOUNDS GAY
[10:16:51 PM] Shadow: WELL THEY ARE RAINBOW COLORED SO THATS A POSSIBILITY PRIVATE
[10:17:07 PM] Dylan: WELL ITS FINE IF THEY ARE WOMEN
[10:17:11 PM] Dylan: THEN ITS JUST KINKY
[10:17:24 PM] Dylan: SO ADMIRAL CRUNCH
[10:17:34 PM] Dylan: WHATS YOUR TAKE ON THE SITUATION
[10:18:56 PM] Shadow: WELL WE ARE ON FIRE AND GETTING KICKED IN THE FACE BY FLYING RAINBOW PONIES, OUR WHOLE CREW IS DEAD AND WE'RE SINKING INTO THE SUN. I SAY THIS IS A 1337% SUCCESS CADET
[10:19:10 PM] Dylan: I LOVE IT
[10:19:15 PM] Dylan: NOW
[10:19:31 PM] Dylan: LETS PURCHASE SOME HORSE MASK'S, FRACKINTOSH
[10:19:39 PM | Edited 10:19:45 PM] Dylan: AND GO INVADE PLUTO
[10:20:07 PM] Shadow: AYE AYE DISH BOY
[10:20:24 PM] Dylan: NOW THEN, PIANO MAN
[10:20:31 PM | Edited 10:20:50 PM] Dylan: TURN 85% TO THE LEFT
[10:20:41 PM] Dylan: 25% TO THE LEFT
[10:20:44 PM] Dylan: AND 5% UP
[10:21:04 PM] Shadow: AYE AYE turns 1337% to the reft
[10:21:45 PM] Dylan: YOU FORGOT UP, BURGER OF THE KING
[10:21:55 PM] Shadow: FUCK. YOU FORGOT THE TACOS
[10:22:11 PM] Dylan: TERRIBLY SORRY, OLD MC. DONALD
[10:22:22 PM] Dylan: WE RAN OUT OF MUNITIONS BOXES TO PUT THEM IN
[10:22:31 PM] Dylan: SHALL I ORDER MORE, SKIPPY?
[10:23:04 PM] Shadow: NO JUST USE THE DEEP FRYERS
[10:23:13 PM] Shadow: TO HOLD THE EXPLOSIVES
[10:23:24 PM] Dylan: THEY HAVE PLENTY OF THOSE ON MARS, SIR
[10:23:48 PM] Dylan: WE CAN JUST OBTAIN SOME THERE
[10:23:53 PM] Dylan: WITH AGGRIVATED FORCE
[10:24:07 PM] Shadow: RIGHTY SO TAKE US TO MARS DONALD
[10:24:16 PM] Dylan: AYE AYE
[10:24:46 PM] Dylan: TURN 7% DOWN AND 1% WHEREVER IT LOOKS GOOD
[10:25:00 PM] Dylan: AND HOLD THE SPINACH
[10:25:17 PM] Dylan: WE DONT NEED ANOTHER JOHNSON INCIDENT
[10:25:48 PM] Shadow: WHATEVER YOU SAY JOHNSONBERG
[10:26:06 PM] Dylan: NOW GET THE CAT OUT OF THAT BOX
[10:26:24 PM] Dylan: AND FEED IT SOME OF THOSE DISCARDED ICE CREAM TRUCKS
[10:26:46 PM] Dylan: ALSO
[10:26:56 PM] Dylan: PREPARE THE LANDING GEAR
[10:27:00 PM] Dylan: FOR A CRASH COURSE
[10:27:13 PM] Dylan: AND MAKE IT SNAPPY, JARVIN
[10:28:05 PM] Shadow: YES SIR THROWS LANDING GEAR OUT WINDOW
[10:28:44 PM | Edited 10:28:49 PM] Dylan: FABULOUS
[10:28:47 PM] Dylan: INSTAGRAM THAT SHIT
[10:30:21 PM] Shadow: OPENS SNAPCHAT YES SIR
[10:30:49 PM] Dylan: NOW THATS WHAT I CALL AN INVASION
[10:31:23 PM | Edited 10:32:02 PM] Dylan: Aaand we'll be Right back to the Quiglz and Squiglz show right after these messages, brought to you by Doom Inc. your best manufacturer of combat melons!