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Astounding Offer.... · 9:23pm Apr 18th, 2016

Hey there! How is it going?

You're probably wondering who I am, and that hurts me, it really does. You should recognize me. We've been friends for years.

We hate all of the same things, we have all of the same enemies, and deep down each of us want that one final release of tension.

Now... I'm offering you that release.

You know that little voice in your head? The one telling you to do horrible painful things to the people that annoy you? That voice that tells you that the guy who accidentally cut in front of you in line ABSOLUTELY deserves to have his face caved in.

'That's me. And I don't like being ignored.

And in the end, what's the point? When it all comes down to it, all your doing is racing faster and faster towards the grave, every minute of every day, good or bad, fun or not, the high road and the low road both lead to the same place. Oblivion

So, really. What are you holding back for. Just let go.

And in return? I only want one thing.

The prospect of a long hard winter.

My Little Pony:
Harmony & Entropy

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Comments ( 3 )

Pinkamena? Who let you out of the loony bin?

Just going to point out that cold decreases entropy.

I see you've changed up the title. :trixieshiftleft:

I kinda like it. :twilightsmile:

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