New info on account! · 12:55am Apr 15th, 2016
Hey, this is Ash, Dan's roommate/girlfriend, decided to hijack his account so we both us it, this includes a new name and avatar! If you got any questions just ask!
--Ash
This is a shared account, it's used by Dan (Orginal owner, and sometimes douche) and Ash (The hijacker and sometimes bitch). Just remember who you're addressing.
Hey, this is Ash, Dan's roommate/girlfriend, decided to hijack his account so we both us it, this includes a new name and avatar! If you got any questions just ask!
--Ash
Oh boy, this is going to get interesting....
3871205 That is Reddy! Between me and Dan the crazy bullshit will increase 10 fold, that I like to shitpost.
3871205 Also no more gunporn! He has enough guns!
3871234
Aw, he didn't even get to see this yet.
http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2015/12/10/introducing-the-ak-50/
3871243 Ignore Ash, continue with the gunporn! Also darnelltv.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/shutuptakemoney.jpg
Shameless plug, please sign up for Ash's metafic!
3871335
New Desert Eagle models.
Also, I'll have to send you any app via PM. Still having issues with that FimFic glitch.
3871339 Want. also k and that glitch must suck.
3871351
You have no idea...
*Looks at fic*
...This might take awhile.
3871354 *Insert evil laugh here*
3871357 Nah, it's mostly because I'm just so straight-laced IRL that I have a hard time of even thinking about theoretical crimes to commit. I often end up poking holes in my own backstory to the point where it becomes useless.
...Hmmm
3871361 You could be a mad hacker or a crazy scientist like Krieger from Archer.
3871367
I was actually thinking something along those lines, http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KnowledgeBroker
3871376 But remember the team is being sent to a different dimension. That may or may not contain ponies.
3871377
Did not see that part...
Though the Mad Science angle hits a tiny bit close to home since when I was in high school someone made a fake Facebook page in my name that claimed I made military grade explosives in my garage.
3871380 Oh, well I got no idea, then.
3871404
I'll think of something. Though out of curiosity, what use could a hacker possibly be in ponyland?
3871424 IDK. Also yas!
3871434
On the plus side, I do believe I found one of the weapon's I'm going to use.
Unrelated:
3871440 Pretty guns are pretty. And .300 Blackout nice round.
3871452
...Dibs.
3871475 Cool it with the gunporn, Elizabeth is in the room man!
3871477
You haven't given her the talk yet about what happens when a person loves his/her gun?
3871480 I'm leaving that to Ash. Also have you seen the first pic of Scarlett Johansson as Major Motoko Kusanagi yet?
3871481
I had no idea they released that yet.
3871497 Well here she is article
3871543
Wow.
Also, slowly working on the application. Going for a reference that will go over most people's head.
Though right now I only have name, appearance, and weapons.
3871550 Yup and Ash can't wait for more apps.
3871584
Quick question, can I make someone was originally on the portal team but was exposed to weird energy coming from it and he's slowly going mad with power?
3871590 That's negative Ghostrider, Ash wants more serious/realistic, less comic booky.
3871592
...Dammit.
3871594 We don't want something like that happening.
3871602
Right, need to think of something else then.
3871603 Don't stress you got 32 hours until Ash decides if she has enough apps to justify the story if she doesn't then she'll delete the thread and pretend it never happened.
3871607 I am quite aware of the time limit.
I think I'll probably sleep on it.
3871610 K.
3871615
I think I figured out something. Would a rogue version of Bond work out for this? (I didn't see any stealth specialists)
3871843 Most definitely.
3872366
Excellent. Almost have that app done. Just need to get a new appearance down and finish fleshing out the backstory. Should be able to get that done when I get home.
3872384 Nice can't wait.
3872501
Everything but the appearance
Name: Alexander Trevelyan
Possible Alias: Spectre
Age: ~36
Appearance: [DATA CORRUPTED]
Personality: Think Daniel Craig Bond, but as a gun for hire. Though with some…. 38.media.tumblr.com/cb70b9f101fd15ec5ebb1a34c6105712/tumblr_inline_o5anfqsJiN1qljt1q_500.gif
Gear: http://jamesbond.wikia.com/wiki/Gadgets (Pretty much anything you think would be okay from this list or any other gadget you think would work. Though there needs to at least be something involving a grappling hook [Blame Freeman’s Mind for that one])
Toys: AAC Honey Badger (.300 Blackout), Maxim 9 Suppressed 9mm Pistol, Golden Gun.
Why are you a convict: Espionage, Treason, Assassination, Terrorism, etc.
Sentence: Death [Commuted to Life]
Random info:
While it is suspected that Trevelyan is either an agent known as Spectre or one of a long line of agents known as Spectre, the first mention of Spectre was in 1961 and the speed at which Spectre traversed the globe seems to exceed the speed of the fastest commercial aircraft of the day, implying that Spectre is not one person but a massive clandestine organization. Trevelyan has remained adamant that there is no such thing as Spectre, either as an organization or as an alias.
References: GoldenEye, the printing date of the novel Thunderball, Sean Bean (He was 36 when he played Alec Trevelyan in the movie GoldenEye), The Man With The Golden Gun, Daniel Craig Era, etc
When I do references, I go all out.
3872501
3872637 So far approved! The gadgets approved are the knife shoe, hollow shoe heel, transmitter/tracking device, garrote watch, and grappling hook.
3873065
Excellent.
Found something else to reference. Christopher Lee played The Man With The Golden Gun; so I found pictures of Young Christopher Lee.
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New chapter.3872637
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Huzzah!