Little rant on Trollestia

There you go Celestia. You crush our dreams and hopes once again. You had to do it again. Do'tn you?

By this time you are not working alone. You and now, the canon. Both confabulates against us.

*sigh*

For those who don't. There's been a thoery on the fandom for a while. And one I personally like. It proposes the existences of two types of alicorns in Equestria: Naturallly born as alicorns and those artificially created.

The natural alicorns include both: Luna and Celestia. Who are incredibly powerful and old as hell.

Remember this was from an era "previous" of her rule.

And the made-up alicorns: Cadence and Twilight. To gain this statis, much like Mjolnir, need to be worthy to be adquired. Twilight did this by completing and ancient spell not even Star Swirl the Bearded was able to complete. Thus, proving her understanding of magic and friendship.

Which raises the question: What did Cadence do to recieve such an honor? And at that age no less.

But then comes the new season premiere. And then.

The horror.

*Spoiler Alert*

Celestia states this is the first case of an alicorn born in Equestria. EVER!!!

She even tells both: Her sister and herself were both artificially made.
This answers almost nothing and give us a ton of questions.
Who made them alicorns?
Can only a more powerful pony make another lesser alicorn?
If so, where are they now?
If they are inmortal, who killed them?
Who moved the sun and the moon?
What task had the ones who made them?
What they did to devese their alicorness?
How does the baby's surge protector works?
Am I overthinking this?

Nevertheless, good season appetizer. Looking up for another great 24 episodes.

But still. If celestia had a tank. It'll probably be a KV-2 A.K.A. Troll Cannon (WoT reference).