Five Rules

Five vital rules for an intellectual.

1) Don`t think about it.
2) If you`re thinking, don`t speak about it.
3) If you think and speak, don`t write about it.
4) If you think, speak and write, don`t sign it.
5) If you think, speak, write and sign it, don`t act surprised.

Why, yes. It`s another example of black bitter communist humor. If you found this message, it means you have a chance of actually getting it. Maybe.