OH CRAP I MISSED VALENTINES DAY (And an announcement)

I MISSED VALENTINES DAY AND I DIDN'T COMPLAIN ABOUT BEING SINGLE WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME

If I ever do this without any sarcasm, then find some way to punish me. Even though I've written a few romance stories (most of which are still being worked on), I don't really care about being single. That's right, I'm not one of those assholes that goes around on Facebook complaining about 'Singles Awareness Day.'

I guess this is the right time to announce that I'm working with Anathema for a clop story that's coming out fairly soon. I'm working on the story, they're working on the porn. They don't have any stories yet, but from what I've read of what we're working on, they're pretty good. Jesus, that makes me sound like I'm a horny fuck. As a male teenager, I'll say "Eh. Probably."