A PUBLICE SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT from C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A.

Greetings Citizen Ponies:

We have been painfully aware of the wait of next chapter in Paranoia:Equestria. This has been due to new writing techniques we have been working on which I have to admit the car battery attached to the writers brain wasn't the best idea in hindsight. On a related note. Congratulations to Bulk Biceps for being awarded torturer behavior modification specialist of the month. Their is a coffee cup that goes with that. Anyway we have found all of what dripped out of his ears and have successfully inserted it back into his head. (Mostly anyway.) Now that, that is over and done with, the next chapter will be coming out shortly.

Also I have heard some ponies complain that their are no rights in the Ponyville complex. And C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. would like to assert that is not true. C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. is a staunch defender of freedom and your rights. For example: You have the right to a public execution, the right for us to throw rotten food at you during said execution. The right for us to point and laugh at you during that execution. The right to make accusations for being an evil Luna mutant sympathizer, with little to no facts grounded in reality. The right for us to censure anything we choose. The right to be abducted by the thinking pony police in your bed in the middle of the night, and never to be heard from again. So see we do believe in your rights.

So strap on your lasers, and start spying on your neighbors again, as the next chapter will be coming out shortly.

Remember:HAPPINESS IS MANDATORY! FREEDOM IS MAGIC! (Note: use of magic is treasonous. Any pony found using magic will be executed.)

Have a wonderful day.