Shit I've said while "influenced" *Continued* · 1:06am Feb 11th, 2016
"Gay is a life choice, being lesbian is just kinky."
" Ya'know, life is kinda fucked up. It's like going in for a dental exam and then...oh, that's not a tongue depressor."
"There's always that one house that gives out candy on Halloween that never turns their lights on, assholes."
"All those 'Pink is manly' shirts, yet they don't make them in plus sizes."
"Jergen der gerdener."
"Ich spiele katze."
"One time i was walking in the woods and then...wait no that's the movie i just watched."
"I'm so salty right now, i could be a saltine cracker."
"DAMN, this fucker just fucked my shit right in it's shit."
"So, if sodomy is vigorous or forceful anal penetration, like to a point of ripping, then whats anal sex?"
"soifigooverherewhathappensohidiedthatswhathappensdamnthatwasbrutal...wait, what did i just say?"
"I'M SO FUCKED UP RIGHT NOW, I COULD SING KARAOKE."
All of these have a story, just ask, i dare you.
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