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?Bitchin' Blogs · 1:05am Jan 21st, 2016
Just another regular ranting of mine, been about 7 days or so since my last blog so I figured I'd put one out today. I really don't have much to talk about, so let's just throw some shit out there, I'm going to use some sort of random word generator for topics, really scrapping the bottom of the non-existent bucket here, huh 
? Going to pick the 3 most interesting to me, otherwise I'll have to talk about "Floppy, Setup, and Loyal."
Okay, here's what we got: Burnt, Decomposition, and Happy.
Burn Victims are by far the most frightening thing to me, honestly if I was ever a burn victim I would rather die than live with disfigured body parts, and my fingers all melted together. Though if I looked anything like Ash from Super Jail, I may want to live. Ash is my favorite inmate in the show, the episode with the little girl Cancer (Pronounced: San-sur) showed me how sweet of a guy he was 
. Just to point out I'm not making fun of burn victims. If anything it's pity and fear, I mean yea if you woke up with someone's face mere inches from you it'd be terrifying, but imagine if that face was the disfigured face of a burn victim 
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Thanks to a lovely site called Rotten.com (If that makes a hyperlink, don't click it), I've seen plenty of decomposing corpses. It's interesting really since they're bodies just begin to deflate, and it looks like they're covered in bruises what with their flesh turning strange tints of yellow and purple. First things that go are the eyes and the gums, really the most moisturized parts of the body. I've seen variants of how the body is, sometimes it's bloated, other times it's deflated, and all the time it's disturbing 
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Now that the depressing and weird is over, I'm just gonna go on about things that make us happy. Fast Internet, a warm long hug with someone you like, laying among a pack of baby kittens and having them crawl and rub on you, listening to your favorite song, it being Friday after a long week, when you were a youngin and woke up on a snowday with no school, coming into a cool room after being out in blistering hot weather, coming into a warm room after having your genitals retreat into your body from how cold it was in another room/ place, ... Masturbating 
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Also I don't know why I feel like doing this, but if any of you have a snapchat and want to see my horrific stories, or for whatever reason you want to talk to me (Or send me pics of your unmentionables 
), here's my Snapchat: "jacobroutin". If someone pops up as Twinkle Twat, you found the right person.
That concludes it for this blog, as usual I will post a completely unrelated video/gif/picture.
I have a fear of maggots. Can't stand the little fuckers
3701375 Anything that looks like a worm is automatically creepy to me. Insects in general are, if you really wanna shit your pants, looks up 'close up worms mouth', and you'll never want to touch one again.
And if you really just want to die, look up Tryphobia
3701997 I like bugs just not maggots the way they move is beyond creepy. And if you want scary look up the zombie mushroom