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Danger Beans


I was once an ordinary Lima Bean. One day I got bitten by a radioactive fanfiction writer and my life was changed forever.

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  • 401 weeks
    Matthew Says Hi

    Pictured: My House.

    So I'm currently being rained on by a Hurricane. I'm expecting the power to go out soon, but other than that, it's mostly an inconvenience. :ajbemused:

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  • 407 weeks
    I Wrote a Thing + Generic Update

    Hey All.

    So Real Life has been kicking my ass pretty well of late, and I actually stopped writing completely.

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    2 comments · 408 views
  • 418 weeks
    Safe in Orlando

    I'm sure by this point you're all aware of the shooting which took place in Orlando during the early hours of this morning, what most of you probably don't know is that I actually live in Orlando. The tension here is palpable. This morning everyone was terrified, my sister and I were bombarded with phone calls from various friends and relatives, looking to make sure that we were okay. Even

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  • 424 weeks
    Under A Silver Moon Update

    Hello all!

    The next two chapters of Under A Silver Moon are done. Kind of.

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  • 425 weeks
    Amoongus! I Choose You!

    So I don't know how many of my followers are pokemon fans, but every once in a while, when I need something mindless to do, I open up Pokemon Showdown and play a few rounds.

    I don't even know how to explain what happened today, so I'll show you.

    This poor bastard got his shit pushed in by an Amoongus.

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Jan
4th
2016

Happy Holidays! · 9:32pm Jan 4th, 2016

So I got a new laptop for Christmas. It's nice. At least, I think its nice. It certainly looks nice, but I don't know for certain because I haven't turned it on yet. Not because I don't want to, mind, but because my family loves me and was hellbent on making sure that my every making moment over the last three weeks was not 'lonesome.'

I love my family, don't get me wrong, but they see me as some kind of antisocial loner. I am not antisocial; in fact, I greatly enjoy all manner of social interactions, but sometimes I like to be alone. This inability to distinguish between an introvert and an eremitic is probably a consequence of me being the only person in my family to exhibit this behavior (lucky me).

I mean seriously, as far as I can tell, I am the only member of my family who genuinely enjoys reading, who doesn't care for sports, and would prefer a dark, windowless basements over a day at the beach.

Ah well, you can't choose your family. I know what they do, they do out of love. Even if it is an inconvenience at times. And that's what spending time with family is all about: inconvenience.

I hope you all had both a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

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Comments ( 2 )
PaulAsaran
Site Blogger

I feel your pain, dude. That's pretty much how it is with my family, word-for-word.

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Glad to know I'm not alone. :trollestia:

I think that if even one other member of my family shared my disposition, it wouldn't be so bad, but alas, the second biggest introvert in the family is my fifteen-year-old cousin, who prefers to spend his free time playing Clash of Clans. But he's also really into Basketball, so they chalk it up to teenage angst.

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