Speaking of Bad Christmas-Themed Horror Movies... · 6:13pm Dec 23rd, 2015
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Oh god, this movie...
Back when I still lived in Tottori (the backwoods armpit of Japan) I made it a habit of borrowing a movie on the weekends. One weekend, I saw this movie.
It had a different Japanese name (as all western movies do for some reason. Napoleon Dynamite is called Bus Boy.). That name was "Nightmare On Christmas" or something like that.
Anyway, for some stupid reason, I borrowed it and also got some wine on the way home. And good thing too.
Cuz this movie is sooooo stupid. But damn it, it was just so much fun to watch from beginning to end. I couldn't believe what I was watching half the time, and the other half was me laughing my ass off.
It's a good thing Japan has national health insurance, because lung replacements don't come cheap.
Take a look at the trailer:
I mean, jeezus, the director's name is "Dick Maas," how can you not laugh at that. (Sounds like a Christmas Porno)
Okay, aside from laughing at people's names aside (which is very rude, mind you), this movie is like a dream.
It starts off with a bunch of female college students giving each other dildos, then stuff happens, then Saint Nick and his elves tear some shit up, then some guy in a car is looking at porno on his phone (and it shows everything), then there is a car chase with Saint Nick riding a reindeer on the roof of buildings, then more stuff happens and the movie ends.
It's just so stupid, you've got to check it out yourself!
Bad horror movies, or brilliant B movies? You make the call!