What Do? #12 · 1:45am Dec 11th, 2015
Well, let's say some jerk decided to switch signs for locker rooms. The boys locker room that you entered was... the girls... And who do you see? Your crush. And she's like this:
What Do?
Don't let people stop you from using creativity. Some may be bad, some may be dreadful, but that's the thing with creativity. You create ways to make it even better. That's the creative truth.
Well, let's say some jerk decided to switch signs for locker rooms. The boys locker room that you entered was... the girls... And who do you see? Your crush. And she's like this:
What Do?
Blush INCREDIBLY deeply, apologize a MILLION times and back out of the room.
*Blush furiously*
I'm sorry I didn't mean to walk in on you like this.
I'm sorry for walking in, so bush changed the signs sooooo.........(COVER CROTCH)......yeah, I'm going to go now nice body though really hot....(IN MIND- SHUT UP AND GO) I proceed to leave and trip on a bench and fall on my boner.
"I uh I..... I" Fuck mind not working.
"Hillary started ISIS!!!" Runs out.
Facepalms.
Blush a bit at first.Then Say sorry a million times saying that some jerk changed the signs around and promise to tell the principal and get Whoever did this in trouble.
some f@*kwit switched the signs didn't they sorry I'm goin' now
mentally: I'm an idiot
"Sorry! Some d*ck switched signs, I don't know what's the on is it hot in here? I see flashing lights..." Feint. Wake up in a hospital a few hours later and sneak out. "It worked!"
"Uhhh, wanna go out on Taco Tuesday?"
What, someone had to say it.![:trollestia:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/trollestia.png)
Step One: Say sorry and get the F@#k outta the bathroom.
Step Two: Call a Lawyer.
Step Three: Tell principle's secretary the bathroom signs where switched and leave the office before anyone asks any questions.
Step Four: Find who changed the signs and beat the hell out of them.
Step Five: Attend assault trial.
Step Six: Go to anger management classes.
Step Seven: Assuming Crush hasn't filed a restraining order, ask her out.