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Dash Is Best Pony


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  • 610 weeks
    That's just... wow

    http://www.fimfiction.net/story/45594/1/Changes/The-Visit

    Don't read it if you don't want to bawl.

    "Mommy's sleeping."

    I would literally cry if I was in that situation.

    I could complain about this author's writing, but the plot and execution is just amazing.

    Keep on cryin', everypony!
    DiBP

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  • 610 weeks
    Mmmmm, oh well

    I just realized how long it's been since I put up a blog post. I've been on the site a lot, but I just haven't thought to make any blogs. Mmmm, oh well.

    So, I untracked one fic. That moved my "Unread" list down from 90 to 34. .____.

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  • 612 weeks
    THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL BABY

    >The year is 2008, just turned 18
    >Night, driving in countryside w/dad, all foggy n shit
    >Car stops
    >we get out to see what the fuck stopped the car
    >Up with the hood
    >Dad get ms his engineer's pocketlamp
    >Everything's fine, we chek fuel, cables, coolaint, but the car won't still start-
    >Oh shit-
    >Dad calls road service
    >"We'll bethere in half'n hour or so
    >Fuk

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  • 612 weeks
    4 Part Blog

    1. WHO'S READY FOR SOME MORE AMNESIA?! BOY OH BOY THIS GAME IS SO MUCH FUN

    YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH FUN I'M ABOUT TO HAVE, I HEAR THE PRISON PART IS THE MOST FUN, OR SO MY FRIEND TELLS ME, AND I'M ALMOST THERE

    GREAT

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  • 613 weeks
    Oh God Why

    From the sweet land of my dreams:

    >finally have a dream
    >friend is in it
    >we're in an oldish house with a generally grey color
    >totallynotgonnabeanamnesiadream.jpg
    >things are groovy for a bit
    >we solve a puzzle
    >get to a wide, open courtyard type of area
    >it's nighttime, moon is visible
    >walk to otherside of the courtyard
    >blocked by unclimbable fence

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Aug
14th
2012

THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL BABY · 4:48am Aug 14th, 2012

>The year is 2008, just turned 18
>Night, driving in countryside w/dad, all foggy n shit
>Car stops
>we get out to see what the fuck stopped the car
>Up with the hood
>Dad get ms his engineer's pocketlamp
>Everything's fine, we chek fuel, cables, coolaint, but the car won't still start-
>Oh shit-
>Dad calls road service
>"We'll bethere in half'n hour or so
>Fuk
>We get in to the car and wrap onto our coats, it is september-
>We light the foglights, and just wait.
>Someone seems to aporoach us, some kind of human figure
>Heatenings
>Dad has serious traumas about strangers, he gets his handgun out of the locker
>The man comes closer, he has an eerie grin on his face
>NOPE NOPE NOOPE
>We lock the doors
>he is just outside my side door
>dad flicks safety off
>The stranger punches the window, it doesn't break, again, this time it breaks
>He sticks his head in, seemingly ignoring that dad is keeping him at gunpoint
>Suddenly he asks us, looking questioning:How it's so fresh in here?
>Then a rather large negroe lady rises up on the backseat, she peeks to the frontseat
>She yells:That's the power of Pinesol!

Not actually something that happened to me, of course, but I thought it was funny.

WE ARE THE CARTOON HEROES OH-OH-OH
WE ARE THE ONES WHO'RE GONNA LAST FOREVER
WE CAME OUT OF A CRAZY MIND OH-OH-OH
AND WERE WROTE DOWN ON A PIECE OF PAPER

HERE COMES SPIDERMAN
ARACHNOPHOBIA
WELCOME TO THE TOON TOWN PARTY
HERE COMES SUPERMAN
FROM NEVER-NEVER LAND
WELCOME TO THE TOON TOWN PARTY

YOU THINK WE'RE SO MYSTERIOUS
DON'T TAKE US ALL TO SERIOUS
BE ORIGINAL
AND REMEMBER THAT
WHAT WE DO IS WHAT YOU JUST CAN'T DO

You have 5 seconds to convince me that Aqua isn't one of the best bands ever.

Also, I will use my small amount of influence to give a big shout-out to primalcorn1, who's trying to spearhead a huge animated MLP musical! I encourage anyone with any talent/skill/desire to help out in writing, music, voice acting, and just general support to head over here to check out Corny's blog post and then join up with the group right here on FiMfic!

Well then, time for MORE Amnesia. I should be done in another couple days, then I can start sleeping again. :rainbowlaugh:

Keep on rockin', everypony! :raritywink:

Sincerely,
DiBP

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