Vermin Supreme 2016 · 11:57pm Nov 26th, 2015
For those who are politically-minded, you may be seriously balancing your options. In the news, you've heard of Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. But outside the mainstream is a darkhorse destined to sweep the nation.
That man is Vermin Supreme.
Everyone else wants to stop ISIS and tackle immigration. But this guy really knows what our country needs.
A pony.
I'm not kidding. If he becomes President in 2016, he will stop at nothing to ensure that every American has a cuddly, adorable, bright, flank-spanking pony. The question at this point is not whether he can win the election, but which one you want.
Pick me!
I think he should have run for Canadian Prime Minister, since he's wearing aboot.
3572217 AHA! that's a good one, although no one in Canada that I know says "aboot"