Do you like oranges? Because I love oranges.

And now I have a serious question for you. If you like oranges (the actual fruit, not just the juice), how would you describe eating one? What's the flavor like? Texture? Favorite thing about one?

Edit: I do have a good reason for asking, I assure you.

Comments

[Church]

I would say eating an orange is like finding a word that rhymes with orange. It's impossible to resist trying to find (or make up) that word, but you enjoy every juicy second of the process.

My taste buds explode with delight!

nah, kidding, not a big fan of oranges...

[LunaTheFox]

282856
Well, that's not very helpful.

[Church]

282876 I'm sorry. What exactly should I be going for here? Do you want all the cliches or do you want me to be inventive?

I don't think I can do either.

[LunaTheFox]

282929
I'm actually looking for accurate, honest descriptions of oranges, believe it or not!

[Church]

282968 Ode to an Orange...

O, tangy, delicious, sweet smelling wonderfruit
How I do love thee-
Is it thy juices that stream from thy midst upon first bite?
Or is it thy taste that explodes in my mouth with each, savory chew?
I'll never know.

O mysterious, enchanting, clever(?) device of nature
Thy aroma is positively intoxicating
I implore thee with unyielding passion
As I stroke thine terse coat for no apparent reason
This is true

O great and powerful bulbous orange orb
Thy color is so... orangey
I could stare into thine surface
With the interest in staring into a great, endless, orange abyss
Or, at least, I'd like to think so

in other words, you could explain the taste, aroma, or color.

Huzzah! How many points do I receive!?

[LunaTheFox]

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You, sir, deserve a medal. That was a very amusing read.
You get ALL THE POINTS!

[Church]

288045 You've made me a very happy filly.

This is saying a lot, considering I'm predominately male.

(strange you can refer to yourself as being "predominately" male. The hell isn't male about me?

gosh I'm weird.)