Rules of a Brony · 10:13am Jan 18th, 2012
I had nothing to do, so I thought I'll put up some rules I found on the internet! Yay!
RULES OF A BRONY
1) Love and tolerate the SHIT outta everything
2) Convert all your friends into Bronies
3) A party is a failsafe way to solve EVERYTHING
4) Muffins
5) It MUST have Derpy Hooves in it
6) It needs to be about 20% cooler
7) Make sure its done in 10 seconds flat
8) It's a dumb rock
9) It's just some dumb fabric
10) Whatever it is, make it FABULOUS!
11) Your OC must wear socks
12) Buy Pony merchandise, LIKE A BOSS
13) Fallout Equestria and Fallout Equestria: Project Horizons are THE most epic stories ever
14) YAY!
15) Well... the best is Fluttershy.
NO WAY, IDIOT! It's Rainbow Dash!
Look guys, Its obviously Rarity
Now wait a minute, Applejack owns!
It's sooo Pinkie Pie
NO! It's obviously Twilight!
16)Eeeyup!
17) Squee like a girl at anything pony related
18) Ghost is a brony. He just hasn't realized it yet.
19) WTF is up with the abuse of the CMC, guys?
30) Hugs are free, so make sure you give them for no reason.
31) WTF? What happened to rules 20 to 29?
32) WINGBONER!!
33) If it exist, ponify it. NO EXCEPTIONS!
34) Seriously, guys. What happened to rules 20 to 29?
35) Haters found? FIRE THE ORBITAL FRIENDSHIP CANNON BYETCH!
36) Do you like bananas?
20) So AWESOME!!!!
21) Show friend cute pictures of ponies, give them the DAWWWABETES.
22) NOTHING CAN MATCH UP TO THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE!
23) Who?
24) Scootaloo is a chicken. Fact.
25) Rainbows are spicy. Fact.
26) Equestria Daily is actually run by the CIA, and Faust aims to take over the world. Fact.
27) No OC should be an Alicorn. Just makes him or her overpowered.
28) Oatmeal? ARE YOU CRAZY?
29) DO NOT feed the parasprites.
37) I'm a pegasus now. Ponies are cool.
38) Say hello on Flankbook and get 100 friends instantly. Me included.
39) Want some cupcakes? I made them with Rainbow Dash.
40) No seriously. Have a cupcake.
Now that you are versed in the ancient rules of the BRONY, Wear your Rainbow Dash Tee-shirt, your Applejack leather jeans, and your Fluttershy shoes and strut your stuff.
Haters be hating? Go up to them, stare them in the face and ask:
U mad, Bro?
Let us move forward into 2012 with a bang!
Original is found here: http://episkopi.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=24#/d488uly
