Confusion

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

And you know the expression, “Don’t quit your day job?” Well what do you say to people that work nights?

And if you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Why is it that when transporting stuff on a car its called a SHIPment, but if transporting stuff on a ship its called CARgo?

Who really took the bite out of the Apple logo?

Why do scientists call it research when they are looking for something new?

Why do they say new and improved? It can’t be new if it was improved can it?

Why do they call it rush hour when nobody moves?

I'm stumped about the world now...

And I has a Tumblr nao. Yay.
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