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Goldbacon


Sometimes I write stories about cartoon horses. Other times I'm lazy. However, I'm definitely doing something related to cartoon horses at all times.

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  • 454 weeks
    Rocky Romance Sequel Released and Subsequently Revoked

    Recently I posted an awful sequel to an already awful story. Having decided to take the same route as the last and wing it, it was horrible. This time though, it wasn't just horrible; it was painful to read. The jokes were beyond disturbing -even by the standards of the first-, there were way too many typos, it was sloppy, and overall I wasn't very proud of it.

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  • 455 weeks
    Awesome MLP Quiz I Found While Shamelessly Self Promoting

    I'm a very lazy guy, and among my list of talents is procastination.

    So, I've decided let's do more of that and answer some questions from a quiz created by Awesomo3000. Big thanks to him for making this too, because I love answering questions like this!

    EDIT: I went through to give some answers more clarity.

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  • 455 weeks
    Strange Sequel To An Already Strange Story In The Works!

    Alright, I'm sure most of the people who have seen my whopping two stories have caught a glance at Rocky Romance, whether you've read it or not.

    Well, many people think that my horrible beast of a story beautiful, heartwarming romantic comedy is hilarious. Well, I've begrudgingly gladly started work on a sequel!

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  • 456 weeks
    I Wrote Something!

    I wrote a new story, and this time, it isn't stupid randomness! It also underwent actual revision, rather than a quick skim and post like I did with almost everything else. It's a serious story about Twilight's sickness, the challenging of her beliefs, and guidance from her former teacher and mother-like figure, Celestia.

    It is entirely inspired by this song, and it's video:

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Aug
24th
2015

Rocky Romance Sequel Released and Subsequently Revoked · 7:43am Aug 24th, 2015

Recently I posted an awful sequel to an already awful story. Having decided to take the same route as the last and wing it, it was horrible. This time though, it wasn't just horrible; it was painful to read. The jokes were beyond disturbing -even by the standards of the first-, there were way too many typos, it was sloppy, and overall I wasn't very proud of it.

In fact, I'm not very proud of the first either, but I've decided to keep that one up a bit longer because people seem to find it funny. It also has the advantage of not going to such disturbing lengths as the sequel, which is something. It also plays the joke better, and the joke isn't something that needed to be done again in the first place.

However, don't be surprised if Rocky Romance gets taken down. I know that I'm not the best writer, which is due to a lack of discipline and severe laziness. The thing is though, I'd rather be considered a shitty writer that tried to tell decent stories than a decent writer who told shitty stories with no sense in a desperate attempt to look funny. Also, that former option leads to improvement that can help me become a good writer, while the latter would likely halt any improvement because I'll feel content with laughs and never try to get better.

Expect works that are taken seriously in the future, like this. That one is probably going to be revised itself, after I reread it.

EDIT: Rocky Romance also removed

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