PW: Chrysalis Quits

*Some ancient Breezies children are playfully running in a field, not far from a series of caves. They run past some ferns, not seeing the concealed Predaponies behind them*

There! That will be our new colony! *The deranged Trixie says as she points her hoof in the direction of the caves.*

Eeeeewwwwww! I don't wanna move in there! Got all them fury bugs in there! Un-unless unless ya mean wez gonna trample em! Oh oh PLEASE tell me that's what yer planning! *Mirrorverse Applejack asks excitingly*

The royalty demands a new colony, and we shall take it, by force!

Yaaahooo now you're talking ha ha! Hows about it bug gal? Ya ready to rip? HAHA

*Chrysalis sits silently for a moment*

No.

*MV Apple jack looks confused while Trixie facehoofs*

WHAT?????

But the royalty commands! *MV Applejack nods excitingly in agreement*

I said NO! *She exclaims while standing up* Nightmare Moon commands you sub commander kiss flank! Nightmare Moon doesn't command Chrysalis, not anymore! I'm sick of being evil, sick of being a Predapony! And I'm especially tired of being blown to tartarus all the time! Sooooooo, I quit! *She turns her back to the other two, and while she's speaking Trixie and MV Apple Jack look at eachother* As of now, which means magic pony and farmpony can pucker their lips and plant a big wet juicy one right here on my big *sticks her butt at them* fat *sticks it up more* holed-

*Trixie and MV Applejack cut her off by (trixie) blasting her with magic and (MVAJ) throwing an explosive apple at her. This results in Chrysalis's head landing on a rock near a ancient Breezy child, who's been watching the 3 during Chrysalis's quitting speech*

For the glory of the royalty! *Trixie says before charging out, shortly followed by MV Apple Jack*

*Trixie fires several magic blasts while running toward the caves, much to MV Applejack's delight*

*This catches the ancient breezie tribe's leader's attention, much to her annoyance, which she expresses in an annoyed grunt. She sounds a warning in their native tongue, and two breezies blow through some primitive horns to sound a warning. A mother Breezie grabs her child and scuffles into her cave*

*Meanwhile Trixie and MV Applejack continue their charge towards the caves with the latter laughing gleefully*

*Durring this, the ancient breezie males run towards the mouths of the caves, grabbing primitive spears on their way outside. Once outside on ledges, they begin to throw the spears at the attackers*

What the- Dang! Them little pollen pickers tougher than they used ta be! *Mirrorverse Applejack exclaims before jumping back a ways to avoid some more spears*

*Trixie looks to her left to see where her companion went, before she jumps back herself to avoid an incredibly large barrage of spears*

*Meanwhile, Chrysalis uses her tongue to straighten her head upright while watching the battle*

Chrysalis haz planz! *She says right before a breezie child begins beating chrysalis's strangely rubbery head with a club* Breezie bug listen to Chrysalis! *Chrysalis pleads to no avail*

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Later that day.

And ya know what the best part is? We don't have to see Nightbutt's ugly mane again until we get to Equestron!

*Nightmare moon screams while the ship she's shackled to enters a time-space portal to the future*

*Meanwhile back on earth, the sound of drums are heard coming from a village. Some breezies blow through MV Applejack's hat causing a trumpet like sound, while Trixie's (strangely solid) hat is used like a drum. Moving to our right some breezies lift some branches out of our way, revealing Chrysalis, once again whole, sitting on a wooden chair holding a wooden goblet in her magic, looking quite satisfied*

Aaaahhh, Chrysalis happy at last.

Based off of:

Requested once more by Diablo Corps10

Note: OK yes I changed segments of this quite a bit, but I hope it's still enjoyable. Also why is Chrysalis's speech is dumbed down after getting blown up? Well getting blown up AGAIN probably just drove her insane or something, I don't know, just didn't want to rewrite her lines too much I guess.

Note to DiabloCorps: This is a leftover request from when I first asked for parady suggestions, sorry that it took me this long to get to it.