When DJ gets bored in a Google Doc with GameJunkie · 5:36am Aug 18th, 2015
So, we were making plans for a story I co-author with GameJunkie, Ponylands: the Pre Sequel, and it's late, right? So, I decide to be funny and start making jokes about all the characters we're making plans with, and GameJunkie joined in.
The following are the jokes that GameJunkie and I made:
1 Roland - Soldier (With his shitty tiny turret)
2 Lilith - Warp (Void) Siren (Can you hear me now?)
3 Angel - Tech Siren (Friendster! They rerouted me to Friendster! I need a minute!.)
4 John - Rich Dude (I’M A FIRING MAH LAZAR!)
5 Jack - Engineer (MEM!)
6 Wilhelm - Cyborg (MEDIC!)
7 Nisha - Gunslinger (Sometimes you just need a little less gun.)
8 Aurelia - Marksman (Best of the penguin hunters!)
9 Fragtrap - Team Support (POOT DISPENSER HERE!)
10 Athena - Gladiator (WE WHO ARE ABOUT TO DIE, SALUTE YOU!)
11 Trixie - Duelist (Trixie was totally not thinking about Wilhelm’s little Wilhelm.)
lol