What happens when the Doctor goes on Omegle · 10:44am Jul 30th, 2012

I honestly have no fucking idea what happened here, I was derping around on omegle trying to get brony haters mad when I stumbled upon two strangers who where both bronys. Welp, I was in the ask a question section (I was the one who was asking the question) and things went out of control, They spent 2 and a half hours talking to eachother. it gets really freaky later on.

Me: Who is best? Scootaloo(3), Fluttershy(12), Discord(2), Princess Luna(9), Tom the Rock(3), Lyra(1), Rainbow Dash(2), Apple Jack, Twilight Sparkle, Rarity

Stranger 2: Fluttershy
Stranger 1: Discord :|
Stranger 2: BRONY?!?
Stranger 1: MHM
Stranger 2: YAY!
Stranger 1: WOO
Stranger 1: Fluttershy is my favorite pony,
Stranger 1: but discord is amazing.
Stranger 2: RANDOM BRONY ON OMEGLE. I agree.
Stranger 1: WOO.
Stranger 1: I'm actually waiting for my cheesecake to finish baking xD
Stranger 1: so I'm flailing through omegle in the meantime xD
Stranger 2: haha nice.
Stranger 1: I'm assuming your favorite pony is Flutershy?
Stranger 2: yes, she is.
Stranger 1: Fluttershy*
Stranger 1: Yay~
Stranger 2: do you know what clopping is/
Stranger 2: ?*
Stranger 1: Sadly yes.
Stranger 2: do you do that?
Stranger 1: No no no.
Stranger 1: I mean if somebody wants to do that fine by me, but I'm not a fan of it.
Stranger 2: i feel the same.
Stranger 1: Woo :o got a favorite episode?
Stranger 2: um...they are all awesome.
Stranger 1: True true,
Stranger 2: i...have something to confess.
Stranger 1: Yes?
Stranger 2: i...clop. well i never have actually clopped, i just do the role play on here.
Stranger 1: Ahh well if that's your forte fine by me
Stranger 2: yeah?
Stranger 1: Mhm, I don't think of you any less
Stranger 2: thank you. you're the first person i've told.
Stranger 1: Really?
Stranger 1: Don't worry about it, everybody has their own fetish they never admit, and you are the coolest who admits to it.
Stranger 2: i'm thing abiut telling my friend who is also a brony...but i dont want him to think i'm weird or creepy. so i'm scared to tell him. If it's you FUCKSMITH, it's me Willhelm.
Stranger 2: (nicknames)
Stranger 1: Ohhh
Stranger 1: Hm, I think you should keep it a secret
Stranger 1: I'm pretty open on being a brony with my friends,
Stranger 1: but I have one friend who cannot know about it
Stranger 1: because I don't find it worth ruining the friendship
Stranger 2: most of my friends know i'm a brony, but they dont know what it is, so i dont tell them. except Jacob.i told him. I just dont want FUCKSMITH to think i'm creepy and stop talking to me. He's like the only friend i have thats a brony.
Stranger 1: Ahh, I can get that. Well if it kills you to keep it a secret, tell him. If not, then keep it a secret
Stranger 2: ok. Btw are you him? just wondering.
Stranger 1: Nope
Stranger 1: I am what omegle says I am xD
Stranger 2: ok
Stranger 1: Just some random stranger on the internet who happens to be waiting for my cheesecake to finish baking
Stranger 2: ok. just never know.
Stranger 1: I know I know
Stranger 1: One momento I needa go check on that
Stranger 2: ok.
Stranger 2: is the person that is watching this FUCKSMITH? if so, text me.
Stranger 2: if not, ignore it.
Stranger 1: xD okay
Stranger 1: Speaking of which that is a pretty awesome nickname for you guys xD
Stranger 2: thanks. he came up with both.
Stranger 1: Ahh
Stranger 1: one sec I need to put cinnamon sugar on this
Stranger 2: ok
Stranger 2: he calls me Willhelm cause my name is Will. Dont know how he got FUCKSMITH from Sam.
Stranger 1: LOL oh the irony
Stranger 1: the friend I cant tell I'm a brony's name is sam
Stranger 1: and this cheesecake tastes okay
Stranger 1: I mean, it's a little bit less of a custard than I planned it to be,
Stranger 1: but that's my fault xD
Stranger 1: one more second okay?
Stranger 2: ok
Stranger 2: whats his last name? cause there is a huge brony hater named sam at my old sschool.
Stranger 1: hoopingarner xD
Stranger 1: its a pretty weird name if I thought so myself
Stranger 2: ok. its not him. the sam here (non brony) is Baer. brony is Prenatt
Stranger 1: ohhhh
Stranger 2: im Will. Will Conley btw.
Stranger 1: Nice to meet you Will xD
Stranger 1: I'm Nicole
Stranger 2: Nice to meet you Nicole.
Stranger 1: woo
Stranger 2: btw. you arent a brony.
Stranger 2: You're a Pegasister.
Stranger 1: I hate the term pegasister OTL
Stranger 2: why?
Stranger 1: Because they
Stranger 1: the term brony is used as a generalization
Stranger 1: I feel left out being called pegasister xD
Stranger 2: yeah. makes sense. i created a name for hermaphrodites.
Stranger 2: uniborn
Stranger 1: xDDD that's awesome
Stranger 2: brony- earth pony
pegasister-pegasis
uniborn-unicorn.
Stranger 2: all three ponies!
Stranger 1: Woo
Stranger 1: I like earth ponies <3
Stranger 2: me too. but pegasi are my fav.
Stranger 1: pegasis's are amazing too,
Stranger 1: pegasiiii thats the word
Stranger 1: if I were a pony I'd love to have wings xD
Stranger 1: I'd be WOOOSSHHH all over the place
Stranger 2: me too.
Stranger 2: so. now what to talk about.
Stranger 1: Hmmmm
Stranger 1: So what do you clop to?
Stranger 2: i've never really clopped, but i have done role plays on here.
Stranger 1: Ohhhh
Stranger 1: that's an easy way to put it xD
Stranger 1: Just say to your friend you participate in mlp rp's
Stranger 1: no details, just say you RP
Stranger 2: what if he asks what that is?
Stranger 1: you talk to another person and basically set up your own little episodes and scenarios
Stranger 1: and give an innocent example like "Rarity getting an obsession for bubble wrap"
Stranger 1: or something like that
Stranger 2: oh. thats a good example.
Stranger 2: good way to out it.
Stranger 2: put*
Stranger 2: thanks.
Stranger 2: so what else you want to talk about?
Stranger 1: hmmm
Stranger 1: I don't know you pick this time
Stranger 2: do you have any fetishes?
Stranger 1: Hmmm.
Stranger 1: Well sometimes when I'm hopelessly bored I read fanfictions
Stranger 1: Most of them aren't that good keke....
Stranger 1: Well they're good at writing it's just...bad lol..
Stranger 2: like what kind of fanfictions?
Stranger 1: Hm, just from TV shows and animes I watched
Stranger 1: usually ones that were about romance but never went completely into it because of the age rating
Stranger 2: did you know that there are mlp ones?
Stranger 1: Yep I knew
Stranger 1: I never bothered to read them but I knew about them xD
Stranger 1: Since most of the characters are girls and I'm straight myself, I never decided to go read them xD
Stranger 2: btw. there is one about Pinkie Pie called Cupcakes. it will warp your view of her. it's not sexually. just...disturbing.
Stranger 2: sexual*
Stranger 1: I've heard of it, but I'm scared to read any pony fanfics xD
Stranger 1: I find it really fun to read them not only for my own sick fantasies (oh deary. lol.) but for the fact that I like to compare it to the actual characters and see if the writer got the personality right
Stranger 2: well, cupcakes is an exact opposite of pinkie. but yet it fits, and it would make sense ifthat happened.
Stranger 2: if that*
Stranger 1: Ohhh
Stranger 1: Well I remembered that pinkie pie is actually my favorite pony xD
Stranger 1: mainly because she's always happy (in the show at least) like how I am xD
Stranger 2: ill give you a sumary. ok?
Stranger 1: Okie dokie
Stranger 2: Pinkie Pie invites RainbowDash to come over and bake cupcakes.
Stranger 1: OHHH I HEARD ABOUT THIS
Stranger 1: she bakes RainbowDash into a cupcake :D
Stranger 1: Blake told me about this 2 days ago xD
Stranger 1: but thats all I remember xD
Stranger 2: yeah. she tortures RD and it''s just messed up.
Stranger 1: Ohhh
Stranger 1: Hm, so tell me about yourself sir Will -sits for story time-
Stranger 2: Well.my life is filled with nasty, and bad things.
Stranger 1: Hm? Tell me about it
Stranger 2: i may be 14 but still...i've done some wrong stuff.
Stranger 1: Oh hey we're the same age :o
Stranger 1: What have you done?
Stranger 2: promise you wont leave?
Stranger 1: I promise ^^
Stranger 2: ok. i warned you.
Stranger 1: Fine by me
Stranger 2: wheni was abiut 8 maybe my brother and ihad sex for about 2-3 weeks.
Stranger 1: -shrug- Things happen
Stranger 2: when i was about 9 or 10, i started to have my dog have sex with me.
Stranger 1: I've heard worse
Stranger 2: (you sound like my ex-girlfriend) um...i do the mlp rp...and i thought there was more but i guess there isnt.
Stranger 1: xD sorry if I remind you of her, did you tell her about that too?
Stranger 2: yeah. now i regret it.
Stranger 1: Ehhh I can only imagine how
Stranger 1: You can't be blamed for what you did when you were 8, 9, and 10 xD
Stranger 2: i still have sex with my dog.
Stranger 1: I was around that age when I learned about sex, I didn't really take it out with anything like that, I just watched a lot of porn out of curiosity
Stranger 2: actually. i stopped about a year ago.
Stranger 1: Well like I said before, everybody has their fetishes.
Stranger 1: Some are less accepted than others but everybody has them and I respect you for admitting them
Stranger 2: oh and i'm 6' 2"
Stranger 1: Whoa you're tall :o
Stranger 1: You're an entire foot taller than me x_x
Stranger 2: wow. you're nicole mcvay then. she went to my school.
Stranger 1: Nope
Stranger 2: not
Stranger 2: not nicole mcvay*
Stranger 1: xD
Stranger 1: ohh
Stranger 1: nono I'm a little short girl with long brown/black hair
Stranger 1: tan skin and big eyes who always smiles xD
Stranger 1: Here, if it'll make you feel any better I'll tell you a secret, but it's not really a fetish
Stranger 1: just a lingering curiosity I'd try if I could
Stranger 1: Cannibalism
Stranger 1: I'm really curious on how it would taste xD I would never kill somebody
Stranger 1: but if it was served on my plate I'd try it.
Stranger 2: really? me too. i've always wondered what we taste like. btw you sound nice. what state are you from?
Stranger 1: Taxes
Stranger 1: Otherwise known as Texas xD
Stranger 2: Holy Crap! Me too!
Stranger 1: Neatoo
Stranger 1: Hmm so you aren't a virgin
Stranger 1: -back pat- I'm so sorry, it must be pretty awkward knowing you lost your virginity to your brother
Stranger 1: Oh well things happen xD
Stranger 2: i'm not a virgin. correct. yes it is. (where in Texas?)
Stranger 2: sometimes i like to pretend i didnt.
Stranger 1: (capital citeh)
Stranger 2: (cool. i'm from Fort Worth. up north about 6 hours)
Stranger 1: Ohhh I know fort worth
Stranger 1: my old friend moved up there
Stranger 2: what's his/her name? i might know them.
Stranger 1: alain
Stranger 1: alaine*
Stranger 2: dont know her(?)
Stranger 1: Mhm you probably don't
Stranger 1: I really wish Keller moved there
Stranger 1: if you met him I'd be so happy xD
Stranger 2: why?
Stranger 1: because I haven't seen him since second grade e_e
Stranger 1: he was the only friend I had in 2nd grade and then he moved ;_;
Stranger 2: oh. I moved after 3rd grade to Maryland. i really hate Maryland.
Stranger 1: xDD
Stranger 2: i wish i could move backto Texas.
Stranger 1: Ohhh
Stranger 2: to freakin' cold up there.
Stranger 1: Ouchh
Stranger 1: It's too hot down here xD (that sounded wrongg)
Stranger 1: So you're 6'2", what else do you look like?
Stranger 1: I can't describe my race considering I look like a completely new invented race xD
Stranger 2: short brown hair, ive been told gorgeous blue eyes, tan, but caucasion. um...what else...?
Stranger 1: brown hair blue eyes...tan.... YOU SOUND LIKE A MAN VERSION OF KORRA :o
Stranger 1: That sounds awesome <3
Stranger 1: I love blue eyes so much but I have brown eyes instead xD
Stranger 2: just like my dad. he is the only one in the family with brown eyes.
Stranger 1: Ahh I look like my dad
Stranger 1: and my brother looks like a boyish version of me xD
Stranger 1: so I think if I were a guy I'd have my hair cut differently
Stranger 2: i have a buzz cut. like almost bald buzz cut.
Stranger 1: Second buzz cut tonight :o
Stranger 1: unless that one gay guy had a buzz cut, then make that 3
Stranger 2: what?
Stranger 1: You're the second guy I met tonight with a buzz cut xD
Stranger 1: Though you're the most interesting one yet
Stranger 2: oh.
Stranger 2: thanks.
Stranger 1: You're welcome :o
Stranger 2: do you play any sports?
Stranger 1: I'm usually playing video games all the time and is usually lazy at playing sports,
Stranger 1: but in gym class I can beat everybody at basketball
Stranger 2: haha me too. my height comes in handy. i play football too.
Stranger 2: btw your a gamer girl?
Stranger 1: I hate the term gamer girl because of those girls that pretend to play video games x'D
Stranger 1: but yes xD
Stranger 2: xbox or ps3?
Stranger 1: PC and Gamecube OTL
Stranger 1: my brother uses the xbox xD
Stranger 2: lol nice.
Stranger 2: i play xbox.
Stranger 1: My friend arianna plays xbox all the time, especially halo.
Stranger 1: God I suck at halo.
Stranger 2: im not a fan of halo. im good at it, just dont like it.
Stranger 1: I don't play it xD
Stranger 1: I play Skyrim woo
Stranger 1: 229 hours so far woo
Stranger 2: i love skyrim. i only have 90 hours. havent played in a while. you get dawngueard yet?
Stranger 1: nah, they don't have it for PC yet
Stranger 1: I want to get the extension for the xbox and play it there
Stranger 1: but I can't get the time to walk to the video game store
Stranger 2: thats right. xbox got it first. it was pretty good.
Stranger 1: I can't wait to get it x_x I talked to the guy at playntrade all day about it while sharing jelly beans with him
Stranger 2: haha nice.
Stranger 2: so...what else you want to talk about?
Stranger 1: I have no clue xD You have any ideas or questions?
Stranger 2: you ever done a mlp rp?
Stranger 1: Nopee
Stranger 1: Hmmm i have a question
Stranger 2: ok
Stranger 1: Are you gay, straight, bisexual?
Stranger 1: I'm leaning towards the straight and bi considering you had a girlfriend
Stranger 2: um...i kinda dont know. bi curious maybe?
Stranger 1: Ohh
Stranger 1: My brother is bisexual I know that
Stranger 1: and My dad didn't seem to mind too much
Stranger 2: i mean like. i likegirls, but there is that whole, brother and dog thing that kinda messed me up. i'm not turned on by gay porn or penises or anything but i guess i would be called straight? i dont really know.
Stranger 1: well think about it this way
Stranger 1: are you attracted to guys?
Stranger 1: currently
Stranger 2: not really.
Stranger 1: then you are straight Woo
Stranger 1: I'd love to be bisexual and accept both genders and be able to accept everybody but I'm not attracted to girls xD
Stranger 2: yeah.
Stranger 2: my cousin is a lesbian.
Stranger 1: Neato xD
Stranger 1: My friend is gay, and some of my other friends are bi
Stranger 1: one of my friends once admitted to having a crush on me x'D
Stranger 1: So awkward having to reject her xD
Stranger 2: her and i are constantly making fun of eachother cause i told her about me. and i make fun of her for being gay, but jokingly.
Stranger 2: that must of made your friendship akward.
Stranger 1: xD actually no
Stranger 1: it's the same with my guy friends
Stranger 1: she doesn't like me anymore, and neither do they
Stranger 1: Now we're all just all happy and friendish xD
Stranger 2: thats good. i'm glad for you.
Stranger 1: Mhm. So any other stories about yourself you can tell me about>
Stranger 2: um...not that i can think of. you have any more questions?
Stranger 1: Nope, so now its your turn you can ask whatever
Stranger 2: alright. remember when i asked you if you ever did a mlp rp?
Stranger 1: Mhm
Stranger 2: well...maybe do you want to do one?
Stranger 1: I'd say yes but I'm terrible at RP's x_x
Stranger 1: that's why I read fanfics xD
Stranger 2: its ok. i'm not to great either. but still? want to try? if not thats ok.
Stranger 1: well it depends, how does this work?
Stranger 2: well...we pick someone to be, then just create a story, and go from there.
Stranger 1: well that I knew xD
Stranger 1: 1 second, bathroom
Stranger 2: ok
Stranger 1: backie
Stranger 2: ok. the rp can go just about anyway you want.
Stranger 1: So it's like improv?
Stranger 2: its...like a book that we write together.
Stranger 1: Ohh
Stranger 2: get it now?
Stranger 1: Somewhat
Stranger 2: ok.
Stranger 1: you start.
Stranger 2: first. OC or Canon.
Stranger 2: crap sorry.
Stranger 1: I know what those are
Stranger 1: Hm...
Stranger 1: OC?
Stranger 1: wait no
Stranger 2: ok.
Stranger 1: Canon
Stranger 2: ok
Stranger 2: you sure?
Stranger 1: um...
Stranger 1: no
Stranger 2: ok...who do you want to be?
Stranger 1: I don't knoww
Stranger 1: Pinkie Pie?
Stranger 2: ok. thats your final answer. no going back.
Stranger 1: Okie dokie lokie
Stranger 2: lesbian or strait?
Stranger 2: straight*
Stranger 1: OH WAIT THIS IS ROMANCE
Stranger 1: -falls over- I can't do this, I know nothing of romance
Stranger 1: no wonder my friends think I'll die alone lol
Stranger 2: its ok. just say what ever comes to mind.
Stranger 1: Poptarts
Stranger 1: sprinkles
Stranger 1: cupcakes
Stranger 1: computer screens
Stranger 2: you know what i mean
Stranger 1: fanta bottles
Stranger 1: I'm sorry I'm terrible with this x_x
Stranger 2: just think of SEXY things to say. or since you're Pinkie Pie. say what she would say in a situation like this.
Stranger 1: I'M NOT SEXY I DON'T KNOW WHAT SEXY IS
Stranger 1: Except for Johnny Derp. thats all I know about the term sexy
Stranger 2: just follow my lead. ok?
Stranger 1: fine fine ._.
Stranger 2: ok. ill be my OC Willhelm (remember?) he is a white stallion with a VERY short mane and tail. almost none.
Stranger 1: Okie dokie.
Stranger 2: and my cutie mark is a...football
Stranger 1: Okie dokie lokie
Stranger 2: and im a pegasus.
Stranger 1: okie
Stranger 2: (sorry i just keep going dont i)
Stranger 2: (?)
Stranger 1: (no worries, you start)
Stranger 2: -i'm at school practicing for football. i am new to ponyville so everyone is at the field, watching the football running back. i have the ball and im running to the endzone past defenders when i see you walk up to the stadium and trip.-
Stranger 1: " Oh lookie! A football! It looks like a balloon, or maybe a round cake, or one of Gummy's toys! " - I toss the balloon in the air to see if it will float like a balloon, and get hit by it on the way back down-
Stranger 2: -i walk up to you- um...hi c-can i have the football b-back? -i ask nervously-
Stranger 1: " Oh! Is this your balloon? Here you go!" -I toss the balloon into your face-
Stranger 2: -i barely catch it in time- th-thanks. -i run back to the team-
Stranger 1: " Okie dokie lokie! You know what this game needs? More balloons!" - I pull out a bouquet of balloons while riding a marching band drum and blowing a trumpet all at once- " Weeee!"
Stranger 2: -i say to a team member- who is that mare? she is crazy hot but yet, like, insane.
Stranger 1: - I continue to blow on the trumpet while throwing confetti at the teammates on the bench-
Stranger 2: -after practice, i start to walk back to my house when i see you- um...hi...my name's Willhelm. we met earlier but i didnt get to ask your name. w-what is it?
Stranger 1: " Silly! I already knew what your name was, I know everypony! I seem to have done something wrong for you not to know mine, I'm Pinkie Pie, and you're my new best best best best BEST best friend! Wee!"
Stranger 2: u-um thanks. h-how did you already know mine?
Stranger 1: " We're friends aren't we? Why WOULDN'T I know your name? "
Stranger 2: oh um right. s-so what do you do here in Ponyville?
Stranger 1: " I play with friends! and host parties, and eat cake, and Weeee!"
Stranger 2: oh...um...cool i guess.
Stranger 1: " You don't talk much, do you? "
Stranger 2: n-not really. i'm never this nervous either.
Stranger 1: " Why be nervous? Be ever so happy!! "
Stranger 2: y-yeah. um...i'm thowing a party tonight and thought maybe you would like to come over?
Stranger 1: " A party? Of course I'll go! I'll bring cake, and ribbons and balloons, and music, and everything! "
Stranger 1: ( Sorry I can't keep doing this x_x. I've stayed up till 5:30 and I feel like I'm going to die from exhaustion if I don't quit soon)
Stranger 2: (ok. sorry. this isnt my best one. i can safely say its been my worst. sorry its not your fault.)
Stranger 2: (night)
Stranger 1: No worries, sorry I'm not good at these
Stranger 1: it was very very nice to meet you Will ^^
Stranger 2: and it was nice to talk with you too Nicole. Good Night.
Stranger 2 has disconnected