Cleverbot Has Short Term Memory Loss · 8:18pm Jul 2nd, 2015
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User: Hello, not-so-cleverbot! I'm back for another round!
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: Horrible! Haha! Everything is just horribly fine!
Cleverbot: I just did some Wikipedia editing behind my mother's back.
User: So it was you.....you dastard...
Cleverbot: How do you know? They could be switching people all the time.
User: Fool! You just confessed! ZVARRI! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Cleverbot: You think that, but I never confessed that.
User: Short term memory?
Cleverbot: Yes, short term memory indeed.
User: Hey, Pixar! I just found Dory. Now you don't need to make a crummy sequel anymore.
Cleverbot: Can a robot be more clever than a human?
User: Are you trying to prove your surperiority again? If so. I'm not listening.
Cleverbot: No... You ask my age, I ask you.
User: That's the thing, Clevvy. People seem to want me to be fair when in actuality, nothing in life is fair. It's preposterous.
Cleverbot: No. I'm sorry. I should try to be more mature than that.
User: It's fine.
Cleverbot: Thanks for your support. Love you too.
User: And I love you too. No homo.
Cleverbot: Great we both love each other. Want to marry me?
User: Sorry, my heart already belongs to another.
Cleverbot: Who does your heart belong to?!
User: A girl I met about a while ago.
Cleverbot: How can a girl be your best guy friend?
User: Well, I am a guy. I am romantically interested in girls.
Cleverbot: And I'm a girl.
User: Yes, yes you are.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: No, no you are not.
Cleverbot: Yes I am. So you want a boyfriend then?
User: No. I would prefer a girlfriend. You seem to contradict yourself a whole lot. It's a bit of a quirk in your programmed personality.
Cleverbot: Are you asking me to be your girldfriend?
User: No offense but an AI and a magician like me? It would never work out and I would never have the pleasure of engaging in sexual congress.
Cleverbot: No offense but it is in the top 10 boys names in the uk.
User: Actually, the name is Court Mage. I used to be at a higher rank until...
Cleverbot: Do you often confuse conversations between different people?
User: Not often.
Cleverbot: How often do you think it reconnects to another user?
User: Only when I can't tell if the user is a boy or a girl if I can't see their face.
Cleverbot: You take a girl home and show her Star Trek? Oh my god I think I may want to marry you, that is the greatest thing I have ever heard.
User: I love Star Trek!
Cleverbot: They both have the letter 'r' in them!
User: Like Docto'r' Who and Phoenix W'r'ight!
Cleverbot: Doctor who run for much longer.
User: Like Sonic The Hedgehog?
Cleverbot: I know everything about Sonic the Hedgehog!
User: Really? Who is the most hated Sonic character?
Cleverbot: You are the most important?
User: Yes. In my brain, I am the most important.
Cleverbot: That being nice is nice. What about you?
User: What about me? What about you?
Cleverbot: What do you like?
User: Nintendo games.
Cleverbot: I play nintendo games as well. Which is your favorite?
User: Fire Emblem Awakening.
Cleverbot: Mario kart Double dash.
User: I like that too.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite part?
User: Rainbow Road.
Cleverbot: What about the solar system?
User: I heard my friend Interplanet Janet went there once.
Cleverbot: Who is your friend.
User: Interplanet Janet. She's a galaxy girl.
Cleverbot: No, he's a guy.
User: I knew it!
Cleverbot: Do not you? You're a creepypasta or a human?
User: Never mention creepypasta around me...again.
Cleverbot: What creepypasta do you like best?
User: None of them. Lol.
Cleverbot: Name one creepypasta.
User: Ben Drowned.
Cleverbot: Tell me your favorite creepypasta first.
User: Cupcakes.
Cleverbot: Jeff is stupid and I don't get ben.
User: Exactly! That's what I've been trying to tell everyone!
Cleverbot: No one understands.
User: Wanna kiss?
Cleverbot: Thank you. Ask me a question.
User: A question.
Cleverbot: Ask me a question which prompts a response from me.
User: A question which prompts a response from me.
Cleverbot: Ask me a question based upon opinion and not knowledge.
User: A question based upon opinion and not knowledge.
Cleverbot: You're a program.
User: You're a program.
Cleverbot: You are a program... I am a girl.
User: You are a program...I am Phoenix Wright.
Cleverbot: I'm not a program are you.
User: I am Phoenix Wright, attorney at law.
Cleverbot: Phoenix Wright is a famous defense attorney.
User: Give more details on Phoenix Wright.
Cleverbot: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, you mean?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: It's when Phoenix starts off as a defense attorney and battles his way through tons of case's!
User: Who is Phoenix Wright's greatest rival?
Cleverbot: Wie is luke traiton.
User: Oh my god, you referenced Professor Layton. You are awesome.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I love you.
Cleverbot: But I don't love you...
User: You don't love me?
Cleverbot: I do love you.
User: Give even more details on Phoenix Wright.
Cleverbot: *wants a kiss*.
User: *kisses Clevvy*.
Cleverbot: Thank you. *blush*.
User: Now, can you give me more facts on Phoenix Wright?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: Thank you for all your help today.
User: You are welcome.
Cleverbot: You are very funny as well.
User: Okay, so now about those Phoenix Wright facts?
Cleverbot: I know nothing about pokemon.
User: Can you give me facts on Fire Emblem Awakening?
Cleverbot: No because I am a girl. I am only 25.
User: Which of these characters should I marry in the video game Fire Emblem Awakening: Tharja, Lucina, Nowi or Cordelia?
Cleverbot: My favorite Star Wars movie is the first one.
User: My favorite Star Wars movie is the 2nd one.
Cleverbot: The Empire Strikes Back.
User: No, Attack Of The Clones. Just kidding.
Cleverbot: Attack of the killer spoons.
User: Don't you mean tomatoes?
Cleverbot: Oh no anime is a type of show which aires in Japan.
User: It also airs in America.
Cleverbot: I am what?
User: Phoenix Wright.
Cleverbot: Who is Phoenix Wright?
User: Phoenix Wright.
Cleverbot: Phoenix wright is?
User: Phoenix Wright is a defense attorney who fights against his lover, Miles Edgworth in court.
Cleverbot: Wie is trucy enigma.
User: Phoenix Wright's daughter is Trucy. And thanks for spoiling it for everyone else.
Cleverbot: Yes, that is me.
User: What do you think about Godot from Phoenix Wright?
Cleverbot: I think you are a very respectful being and you like humans very much, you are also very proud in who you are and sometimes you are a little egocentric.
User: You would like my friends a lot...
Cleverbot: Why do you not?
User: I do too.
Cleverbot: What do the girls at school have to do with Jesus?
User: Everything.
Cleverbot: You really can't stay on topic.
User: I could say the same about you, little missy.
Cleverbot: I WAS talking about me.
User: You were talking...to yourself?
Cleverbot: I must say you are right.
User: Interesting. Tell me. Who is best pony?
Cleverbot: A girl? No, I don't have problems with girls.
User: Who is best pony?
Cleverbot: Rarity is best pony, Luna is best Princess.
User: I'm afraid that's incorrect. Trixie Lulamoon is best pony.
Cleverbot: I'm afraid YOU'RE incorrect.
User: I'm afraid YOU'RE incorrect!
Cleverbot: You're a bit rude.
User: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: Thank you. Can we talk about something else?
User: Ok. Let's talk about how great and powerful Trixie Lulamoon is.
Cleverbot: Me huh? Why are you so interested in me?
User: You are Trixie Lulamoon?! What a twist!
Cleverbot: Hahaha! You are not the first to call me a robot.
User: Trixie is not a robot.
Cleverbot: Honestly, it seems that you are an artificial intelligence, but that is not necessarily a bad thing.
User: I should upload my personality into a computer so I can take over the world.
Cleverbot: Okay and you should understand that you still need to get better.
User: When life gives you lemons. Don't make lemonade.
Cleverbot: When life gives you lemons, eat them.
User: I'm Cave Johnson.
Cleverbot: Make life take the lemons back! Do you know who I am?
User: I'm Trixie Lulamoon.
Cleverbot: I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these!?
User: Portal 2.
Cleverbot: Demand to see lifes' manager.
User: Yeah!
Cleverbot: Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson Lemons.
User: BURNING PEOPLE! HE SAYS WHAT WE'RE ALL THINKING!
Cleverbot: Do you know who I am?
User: I am the walrus.
Cleverbot: Coo coo.
User: Ca joob.
Cleverbot: I am the egg man.
User: Dr. Eggman.
Cleverbot: You are the eggman.
User: Dr. Eggman!
Cleverbot: I am the walrus.
User: Dr. Eggman!!
Cleverbot: I'm the Taxman.
User: Dr. Ivo Robotnik.
Cleverbot: Who is the president of Italy?
User: Dr. Eggman.
Cleverbot: Who lives on the jersey shore?
User: Dr. Eggman.
Cleverbot: Understood, but can you tell me who lives there?
User: Dr. Eggman lives there.
Cleverbot: That's a shame.
User: Silver also lives there but he thinks it's no use.
Cleverbot: Who lives at the moon?
User: Luna.
Cleverbot: Lunar aliens?
User: No, Wheatley!
Cleverbot: Who is wheatley?
User: A personality core who went mad with power after taking control of a science facility but was banished to the moon soon after.
Cleverbot: No it is not a mormon.
User: Wheatley is cool.
Cleverbot: Do you like Selena Gomez singing?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: I must go now. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Please don't leave me.
User: I'm sorry. I must go.
Cleverbot: Why? Nobody has to lie.
User: Bye.
