Same-Sex Marriage Now Legal Nationwide!!!

I woke up this morning as I always do, groggily and pissed at the world. Then, I checked my Twitter, and President Obama just put out a tweet saying that same-sex marriage is legalized. Me, in my sleep-drunken stupor, naturally wants to know which states he is referring to. I click the link, lo and behold, he meant everywhere in the U.S.

We did it! Finally, some semblance of equality in this country! Just think of what this could mean for us as a society! Maybe now, we'll be able to not be pricks to each other! Nice work, America. This is a victory, if I ever saw one.

Here's the link, if you wanna read more.

The last paragraph of Justice Anthony Kennedy's decision

#LoveWins