Ideas

Hey, people who will never, ever read this!

I know that this post will never be read by anyone other then myself, but I have to vent somewhere, so it might as well be here.

I have so many story ideas! Unfortunately, I lack any ability to write, so ideas is pretty much all I have.

Plus, many of my ideas are shit.

Here are a few...

1. The mane 6 are transported into the human world just a few years in the future... except they arrive in the middle of the invasion of North Korea. Oh dear.

2. Police drama crossovers. I mean, imagine! Flashpoint, Rookie Blue, CSI... well, I'm pretty sure CSI already exists.

3. Equestria appears as an island in the south pacific, and their military is modernised. For years, there is a peaceful allyship with the USA, until the korean situation comes to a boil and the DPRK invades South Korea, Japan, and... Equestria simultaneously.

4. Pinkie suddenly awakes while cutting RD's wings off. She deals with herself, her mind, and the consequences of what Pinkamena had done to her. (Cupcakes)

5. A civilian passenger jet with dozens of people on board flies into a huge storm and gets teleported to Equestria. They crash land behind Twilight's library, and the survivors must adapt to living in a world full of technicolor ponies, as well as trying to find a way back home.

6. A short story which details the mane 6 divided right down the center, using "rifles" and "handguns" to kill each other off. At the end, it's revealed that it was a paintball match.

7. A crossover of the movie Battleships and MLP, plus RIMPAC 2012, where a ship of the newly modernised Equestrian Royal Navy survives the attacks during RIMPAC 2012.

8. A platoon of soldiers patrolling in the forests of North Korea finds themselves in the everfree forest. After running out of rations, some of the soldiers go hunting, mistake a pony for a deer, and shoot it. Hostilities ensue.

Well, those are some of my ideas. I hope somepony will do something with them, but I don't have my hopes up, because no one's gonna read this!