HWB finally tells everyone what the hells the freaking hold up. · 4:46pm Jun 5th, 2015
My dear bronys
it has come to my attention that following my sudden hiatus that many are spreading rumors that i have either run out of ideas or given up writing.
let me dispel these rumors right now,
whats happening is life has taken a lot of unexpected turns for me and i really wanted to wait until i knew what was happening before i came on here and explained everything.
this is not the case, so i guess ill just spill my guts so everyone gets what going on and stops jumping to conclusions.
flash to late may 2013, a fresh high school graduate with J.R.O.T.C. Honors known as your truly H.W.B. walks out of highs school ready to finally make his way in life, he decides its time for a upgrade and uses his graduating money to buy a new hp computer.
"But what ever should i do with this computer?" asks HWB, but his long history with youtube videos sparks his interest in a little game he heard something about.
Team fortress 2.
"Its free, so whats the harm?"
so after playing about 400 hours straight, July rolled around, following my 18th birthday.
it was time to finally do what i knew i was going to do since i was a child, join the U.S. ARMY.
about three miles of paperwork i was sent to m.e.p.s. (Military entrance and processing station) i scored high and my a.s.v.a.b.
and was found to be in great physical condition.
so imagine my surprise when i was disqualified.
as it turns out i had (Slightly) lower hearing than the norm, i went and saw a specialist and found that my adenoids had GROWN BACK! (i had them removed when i was 12) and fluid had build up behind my ear drum.
slowly weeks turned to months i awaited treatment, and a depression took hold of me as i saw the thing i always wanted to do in my life hung in the balance.
Tf2 offered a big outlet, but i need another outlet.
one day right after new year 2014 i was searching for MLP characters, (iDK why i was bored). and found somthing called a (Octa-scratch pairing)
What the hell is that?" i asked, and clicked on the link, it let me to both the greatest fan fiction on the greatest fan fiction site.
"Octavia and vinyl scratch, University days, By Dawnfade.)
from sentence one i was hooked.
so anyway eventually i decided to create a profile with the greatest profile name i had ever come up with.
Heavy Weapons Brony.
just say it
"I am Heavy Weapons Brony"
it rolls off the tongue really well doesn't it?
Anyway i had to get tubes put in my ear and the army doesn't like tubes because there prone to infection, so i had to wait until they fell out .
and about 4 months ago they finally did, i sent in paperwork to the army and they needed more, so i sent more and the hospital had to first send it to Iowa to be proceed by the corporate head quarters and yadda yadda yadda, meps is backed up because everyone just left for basic and,.....
Jesus crust can i just get one freaking break.
anyway without a career i'm stuck in my little town of jerkwater u.s.a. with a really choppy job market, incomes been really fuxuating and my dad is also bipolar,..
..and i dick.
so, yeah. my life is really, really unpredictable. ideally i just wanna enlist and go and finally make some actual progress in life but its up to god weather or not that happens. Its been out of my hands for a long time.
so what does all this mean? the truth is i dunno. my dad could wake up tomorrow and be like "we can afford internet now" and BAM! im back. or he couldn't and it could be several months before i can afford it myself.
but the point of this blog is to disprove the rumors.
i HAVE not run out of ideas, in fact the most serious idea had hit me last week. When the trailer for the new mad max game hit youtube.
you see, a Fallout Equestria fic has been on my fanfic hit list for a long time and that trailer,.......finally planted a seed, which grew to my fic. This fic im planning is going to be MY fallout Equestria. My university days. The fic i dedicated my whole self to.
And ive already written the first three chapters, which i will release right after im done with this blog.
its not a Fallout Equestria fic but it is a mad max crossover. But in the same sense that F.E was a Fallout Crossover. im going to craft a world from elements of mad max, but really try to make it my own story.
if that makes any sense.
i won't know if the fic goes up right away as i'm at macdonalds right now and wont see if it passes moderation. but ill get it up as soon as i can.
and if anyone wants to edit it for me, i would gladly change it accordingly.
and many are now asking what does this mean for my other fics. Well, after i get this story up, ill finish "Snubbs the zompony" and add one more chapter to L.i.t.h.o.b. 3 the apple does not fall far from the tree. but after that ill dedicate all my writing to this new fic. while adding to l.i.t.h.o.b. 3 when i can.
and i think the existence of this fic will quell any rumors of me giving up writing. Fimfiction.net is one of the greatest joys i have in life. And i really don't see myself ever giving this self up.
so there it is, i'm sorry it isn't very hopeful news but i felt like i owed my followers something, i owe everything to you guys.
Also, im getting alot op people wanting to join me on steam. my steam name is "Sgt.derp, brony with no sympathy" i would prefer if you just joined my steam group "Sgt.derps lonely hearts club band" i also have a very small youtube channel if any of you wanna see me suck at tf2 under the same name.
so, ill see you when i see you
-HWB
Mad Max~
i want to play that game.
Me thinks I'll check out your story man, legit.
I love Mad Max.