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BlndDog


A veritable suppository of knowledge on the accurate use of words

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  • 340 weeks
    Coming Up Next...

    So after a long time of relative inactivity, I'm now relatively back. My current plan is to finish Holy Land and Room to Grow in parallel. Both stories are more than halfway done, and especially with Holy Land I need to just get through it. That story did not come about naturally. I had conceived it as a huge 100,000 word+ story, but there's just no time for that anymore.

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  • 404 weeks
    BlndDog in the Big City

    I've been in Toronto for two weeks. Got a bachelor suite that I don't have to share, and it's great. Incredible, given the price. No suspicious stains in the bathtub, no brown stuff baked onto the stove, and there's so much shelf space in the kitchen. And food is cheap here.

    I didn't splurge on a memory foam mattress, so unfortunately I can't do this:

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  • 413 weeks
    The Move

    I've started selling off furniture, looking at plane tickets and sending housing inquiries. By the end of August I'll be in an unfurnished bachelor's flat in Toronto with a suitcase, two at most. It's definitely the biggest move I've had to do on my own. You can't take much when you're traveling by plane. It's going to be hectic and stressful and very exciting. In February I was in Toronto for 2

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  • 420 weeks
    1/4 way to 1000000

    With the new chapter of Holy Land, I have officially published over 250,000 words on this site. As a comparison, the OED contains entries for just 171,476 unique words in current use. I'm doing way better than those hacks at the dictionary factory!

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  • 436 weeks
    Fact or Fiction by The (late) Big Bad Borox, Revisited: Largely the same amount of grammatical problems, and the same story

    A few months is a long time. Long enough for Big Bad Borox to become Barnside, the hero of… barn sides, I guess. My personal head canon is that the current author is actually the adopted daughter or son of the original Big Bad Borox, who died as he lived, balls deep in a hog and firing two assault rifles into the air.

    Thank you Cards against Humanity and Mad Libs.

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Jun
3rd
2015

Five Nights At The Lab · 8:24pm Jun 3rd, 2015

So I had an experiment today that required 6 hours of incubation. That wouldn't be so bad if the previous step didn't have to be exactly 48 hours beforehand.

I did the previous step at 2:00pm on Monday.

Tonight at 8:00pm, after dinner and some time goofing off I went back to the lab. For the second time this summer I was completely alone in that building.

It's really creepy at night. To get to my department you have to go through the basement, which had a super low temperature storage room, a morgue and radioactive storage one next to the other. It's also one of those creepy basements with peeling paint, some exposed bricks and a bunch of pipes in the wall.

I'm not saying that the zombie apocalypse will start in Germany, but...

Up in my lab there were to automatic doors, one into level 1 labs and one into level 2. You don't know how creepy those things sound when you're in alone at night in a room that opens into the middle of a very long hallway. To make it worse, Level 2 labs are maintained at negative pressure. I thought that moaning in the door was annoying during the day, but I was seriously considering sacrificing a lab mouse on the threshold to save my soul.

Why didn't I do it? Well, the mice are kept in a sterile mouse room in the next building over, and you have to change into special clothes and go through an airlock to get to them. And at this time of night I can guarantee that there's an evil mutant zombie rat king in that airlock.

Anyways, I did my work, locked up the labs, and only then did I realize the lights were off in the elevator lobby.

And the basement hallway.

I'll let King explain from here:

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