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BlndDog


A veritable suppository of knowledge on the accurate use of words

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  • 340 weeks
    Coming Up Next...

    So after a long time of relative inactivity, I'm now relatively back. My current plan is to finish Holy Land and Room to Grow in parallel. Both stories are more than halfway done, and especially with Holy Land I need to just get through it. That story did not come about naturally. I had conceived it as a huge 100,000 word+ story, but there's just no time for that anymore.

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  • 404 weeks
    BlndDog in the Big City

    I've been in Toronto for two weeks. Got a bachelor suite that I don't have to share, and it's great. Incredible, given the price. No suspicious stains in the bathtub, no brown stuff baked onto the stove, and there's so much shelf space in the kitchen. And food is cheap here.

    I didn't splurge on a memory foam mattress, so unfortunately I can't do this:

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  • 413 weeks
    The Move

    I've started selling off furniture, looking at plane tickets and sending housing inquiries. By the end of August I'll be in an unfurnished bachelor's flat in Toronto with a suitcase, two at most. It's definitely the biggest move I've had to do on my own. You can't take much when you're traveling by plane. It's going to be hectic and stressful and very exciting. In February I was in Toronto for 2

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  • 420 weeks
    1/4 way to 1000000

    With the new chapter of Holy Land, I have officially published over 250,000 words on this site. As a comparison, the OED contains entries for just 171,476 unique words in current use. I'm doing way better than those hacks at the dictionary factory!

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  • 436 weeks
    Fact or Fiction by The (late) Big Bad Borox, Revisited: Largely the same amount of grammatical problems, and the same story

    A few months is a long time. Long enough for Big Bad Borox to become Barnside, the hero of… barn sides, I guess. My personal head canon is that the current author is actually the adopted daughter or son of the original Big Bad Borox, who died as he lived, balls deep in a hog and firing two assault rifles into the air.

    Thank you Cards against Humanity and Mad Libs.

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May
23rd
2015

I'm still here, by the way · 7:23pm May 23rd, 2015

Still in Germany, still doing my thing, but I won't be writing very much. My internship requires full-time work, and I do a lot of traveling on the weekends because YOGTEO (you only go to Europe once).

Hostels are quite common here, and they're not nearly as sketchy as the North American ones. Also train travel is really convenient. The ICE train goes up to 250km/h in some places. Unfortunately the German train conductors are on strike indefinitely. So far I've managed to avoid major delays, but there's no end in sight.

And on a final note, Europe has many TF2 players. There are always at least 600 players in MvM, so it's lightning-fast matchmaking. I got to finish Caliginous Caper twice this morning. In Canada I usually have to wait 5 to 10 minutes to get matched with five medics. They have way too many modded servers though. I've played more than one game with 10 players. It's fun because you're so ridiculously OP that you spend the whole mission spawn-camping the robots, but late game it feels like people are stealing my kills.

Anyways, I'll be home in another month. I have 2 new stories that I've been working on, but I don't know if I'm ready to start posting. Updates will be out eventually. Being in a new environment, I just don't have the heart to work on the old stuff right now. There's so much to do, and I just can't calm down long enough to write anything good.

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