Goomba Stomping Day! · 8:57pm May 14th, 2015
I'm so happy because today is a national Goomba Stomping Day, let's celebrate by singing! (to the tune of Weasel Stomping Day)
Raise this day with joy and cheer!
What a magical time of year!
Howdy ho it's Goomba stomping dayyyyy!!!
Put your plumbing outfit on,
Plant those fire plants on the lawn
Don't you know it's Goomba stomping day!
All the little girls and boys,
Love that wonderful "Be-boop" noise.
You'll know why we celebrate
And then crush goombas into pancakes.
So join the fun and have a laugh, bash their little goomba backs in half
Grab your star and stomp your cares awayyyyy!
Hip hip hooray it's Goomba Stomping Day!!!!
*montage of Goomba's getting stomped for one minute*
People up and down the street,
Crushing goombas beneath their feet.
Why we do it who can say?
But it's such a jolly holiday!
So let the joyful spirit in,
bash their little goomba skulls right in.
It's tradition that makes it okay!
Hey everyone it's Goomba stomping....
We'll have some fun on Goomba stomping....
Put down your swords it's Goomba Stomping day!
Hip hip hooray it's Goomba Stomping day!
*repeat*
Yay!!!
