Lyra (Lola parody) · 11:36pm May 8th, 2015
So with the success of my Pinkie Pie song, I thought I'd write a parody song of Lola featuring our favorite human loving mare! Based on the song Lola by The Kinks.
I met her in a club down in Ponyville
where you drink juice and cider and it taste just like Pepsi Cola
C-O-L-A, cola.
She trotted up to me and then asked me to dance.
I asked for her name and in a cheerful voice she said
"Lyra"
L-Y-R-A, Lyra. Ly ly ly ly Lyra.
Well I'm not the world's most beautiful man
But I noticed she was blushing when she took my hand
Oh my Lyra.
Ly ly ly ly Lyra.
Well I'm not dumb but I don't understand
How a guy like me got to dance with a mare
Oh my Lyra
Ly ly ly ly Lyra.
Ly ly ly ly Lyra!
Well we drank punch and wine and danced all night.
Underneath magic candle light.
She took my waist and cuddled up to me
And said "Dear human won't you come home with me!"
Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy
but when I looked in her eyes well I truly fell for my Lyra.
Ly ly ly ly Lyra
Ly ly ly ly Lyra
Lyra ly ly ly ly Lyra ly ly ly ly Lyra!
She took me away!
We walked through her door!
Made out on the floor!
Then I stood on my knees.
I looked at her and she at me!
And that's the way I want it stay
And I always want to be by her way
Oh my Lyra.
Ly ly ly ly lyra.
Mares can like men and men can like mares
It's a messed up shaken up screwed up world except for Lyra.
Ly ly ly ly Lyra.
Well I left home just a month before
And I never ever kissed a woman before.
But Lyra smile, she hummed like a dove
She said "Please show me how the humans make love!"
Well I'm not the world's most romantic man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man with my Lyra!
Ly ly ly ly Lyra! Ly ly ly ly Lyra!
Lyra! Ly ly ly ly Lyra! Ly ly ly ly Lyra!!!