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Wolf-Baron


Well I'm just a casual fan of mlp but I do enjoy the show. I like to write stories about pony and human/furry interactions.

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  • 323 weeks
    Starlight Glimmer is Greatest Pony!

    So yeah I wrote this silly parody of Starlight Glimmer based off of a song that parodies Vladimir Putin.

    One mare has the strength of one thousand mares. Her sweat's made of stallion tears!
    When you cut her out fly a swarm of wasps, Empress Starlight Glimmer!

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  • 343 weeks
    Reorganizing my projects.

    So I've been thinking and I understand that I have buried myself too deeply in in story ideas and my overactive imagination and hyperactivity has gotten the better of me. So what I'm going to do is cancel most of my unfinished work with exceptions. Rise of Carthage and my WIP Fallout Equestria story I'll work on but unfortunately they will be put on indefinite hiatus until I can get myself

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  • 368 weeks
    Little tribute to Roger Moore

    Well sadly famous British actor Sir Roger Moore passed away after a battle with cancer. For those of you who don't know, Roger Moore famously played James Bond in seven movies. He was also famous for playing characters in British tv series and his charity work for UNICEF.

    You will be missed Sir Roger, you were one of my favorite Bonds.

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  • 372 weeks
    Fucking hell...

    So i had to freeze my credit card because someone on a dating website i was on was trying to steal my banking information. Hopefully i cancelled it before they did too much damage but fuck me....

    My life sucks.

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  • 374 weeks
    I only want peace....

    After hearing all this bullshit about North Korea and Syria I'm scared and tired...

    I'm tired of all this fighting, I'm tired of all this violence. There isn't much I can do other than play this famous song from Ace Combat 5 and hope that people will stop letting politicians run their lives and demand peace.

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May
8th
2015

Lyra (Lola parody) · 11:36pm May 8th, 2015

So with the success of my Pinkie Pie song, I thought I'd write a parody song of Lola featuring our favorite human loving mare! Based on the song Lola by The Kinks.


I met her in a club down in Ponyville
where you drink juice and cider and it taste just like Pepsi Cola
C-O-L-A, cola.

She trotted up to me and then asked me to dance.
I asked for her name and in a cheerful voice she said
"Lyra"
L-Y-R-A, Lyra. Ly ly ly ly Lyra.

Well I'm not the world's most beautiful man
But I noticed she was blushing when she took my hand
Oh my Lyra.
Ly ly ly ly Lyra.

Well I'm not dumb but I don't understand
How a guy like me got to dance with a mare
Oh my Lyra
Ly ly ly ly Lyra.

Ly ly ly ly Lyra!

Well we drank punch and wine and danced all night.
Underneath magic candle light.
She took my waist and cuddled up to me
And said "Dear human won't you come home with me!"

Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy
but when I looked in her eyes well I truly fell for my Lyra.
Ly ly ly ly Lyra
Ly ly ly ly Lyra

Lyra ly ly ly ly Lyra ly ly ly ly Lyra!

She took me away!
We walked through her door!
Made out on the floor!
Then I stood on my knees.
I looked at her and she at me!

And that's the way I want it stay
And I always want to be by her way
Oh my Lyra.
Ly ly ly ly lyra.

Mares can like men and men can like mares
It's a messed up shaken up screwed up world except for Lyra.
Ly ly ly ly Lyra.

Well I left home just a month before
And I never ever kissed a woman before.
But Lyra smile, she hummed like a dove
She said "Please show me how the humans make love!"

Well I'm not the world's most romantic man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man with my Lyra!
Ly ly ly ly Lyra! Ly ly ly ly Lyra!

Lyra! Ly ly ly ly Lyra! Ly ly ly ly Lyra!!!

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