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May
8th
2015

Can we have a moment of silence, please? · 9:51am May 8th, 2015

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NO! *makes noice*

3054102 *puts a silencer in your mouth*:twilightangry2:

3054104
*claps hands to make more noise*

3054106 *ties your hands with rope*

3054107
*stomps on the ground smirking at you*

3054108 *Ties your legs and puts you on your back*:ajbemused:

3054109
*just lays on the ground staring at you*

3054110 Can't make any noise now, can you?:trixieshiftleft:

3054111
*shakes head*

3054112 *look at you and realise what I've done.*
...Oh dear. This just got awkward.:twilightblush:

3054115 Want me to release you?

3054117
*nods franticly*

3054118 Okay, hang on. *gets on top of you and starts unwrapping the ropes*

3054120 D-Don't look at me like that. This is just a misunderstanding.
*unwraps faster*

3054121
*looks away blushing harder*

3054122 Here. *takes the silencer out of your mouth*
Sorry about that. *keeps unwrapping* What the hell, it shouldn't be this hard.

3054123
you could've just asked me to stop. i don't pick up on signals very well...

3054124 I'm sorry, I don't know why I did this.
Now I...Can't...Get this...Off! *gets tangled in the ropes*

3054126
....well done... you think you can reach a knife or something like this?

3054127 Sh-shut up! Hang on...*reaches forward to the drawer behind you. Bending myself closer to you*

3054129
*just laying on the ground prepping for impact*
please don't fall, please don't fall, please don't fall, please don't fall, please don't fall, please don't fall,

3054131 *slips and collapses on top of you*

3054132
*desprately tries do worm out from under you* eeeeepppp! getoffgetoffgetoffgetoff!

3054137 Ahhh! sorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorry!!! *scramble to get off you, but the ropes tangle around us*

3054140
*manages to roll us around leaving me on top gasping for air* *pant pant pant* whew... sooo... now what?

3054145 *looks at you and blush at the realisation of our position* I-I-I don't know. But think of something quick!

3054146
*just looks around awkwardly, avoiding eyecontact* why do you even have this rope around?

3054147 I don't know! *avoids eye contact*

3054148
well... I've never been this close with a guy before...

3054149
3054148 *clasps hands on your backs* Hey lovers, quit it before knighty comes in uses his hammer on you two. Much as I enjoy awkward situations, they're funner when the people are still around to poke fun at.

3054274 Dude don't worry, I put a cap on it here and opened it up in a private area.

3054275 great we don't nee another Eris getting banned. *Moves to walk away and pauses* Private area eh? Giggity giggity goo, look at you two.

3054285 You need to calm down. This is just an awkward misunderstanding.

3054288 *Le shrug* It's a private misunderstanding though. *Le wiggle eyebrow* plus tying a chick up, how the fuck can you misunderstand that?

3054289 She was making noises!

3054291 I bet she is now*Wiggle fingers* Wassup the wallugi being your savior and stuff?

3054295 Yes she is making noises. Not the ones you're thinking of.
Waluigi is my lord and savior because of private reasons.

3054298 Sure she isn't making those noises cause she's making these noises.

And what type of person talks about their saviour, but can't talk?

3054319 You are always so questioning, eh?
You're very different to most people I talk to...

3054322 Glsd to be unique. Tell your private partner I said hi btw*wiggle eyebrow* Also you Canadian?

3054379 Oh please! I have no partner!
Also no I'm not Canadian. Just because I put eh at the end of my question doesn't mean anything.

3054387 Aint you talking to the Dusk? In private? And you used the Canadian eh again!

3054407 What the phuck, I was exclaiming that I was just using eh. I'm not Canadian!

3054415 You just used it again, take back Bieber you damned Canadian

And since you're not arguing bout yo partner I'll assume that's a yes

3054422 No, she aint my partner, she's someone elses pet I think.

3054429 People play with each other's pets all the time

3054435 Okay, lets get something straight here.
1. We aren't partners, and I'm not 'playing' with her.
2. I'm not Canadian.

3054435
look at my name and think again...

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