Random Pinkie Song. · 4:13am May 4th, 2015

Wrote this song out of complete boredom. It's a song about a random guy trying to live his life but Pinkie Pie keeps messing with him!

This song follows the tune to "Monkey" by Harry Belafonte.

One Friday morning I got up late
And there was Miss Pinkie Pie outside the gate
One Friday morning I got up late
And there was Miss Pinkie Pie outside the gate

I don't know what to say the Pinkie won't do
(Don't know what to say the pinkie won't do)
Don't know what to say the Pinkie won't do
(Don't know what to say the pinkie won't do)

Rainbow came over, to have a drink
I went downstairs and what do you think
Pinkie was running and she made a stink
By putting bubble bath in my kitchen sink

I don't know what to say the Pinkie won't do
(Don't know what to say the pinkie won't do)
When I drink Pepsi Pinkie drinks some too
(Don't know what to say the Pinkie won't do)

I ran to my cabin to get my whip
But I'm telling you friends that Pinkie was quick
Cause when I returned to my most disgrace
Pinkie made my house into a party place

I don't know what to say the Pinkie won't do
(Don't know what to say the Pinkie won't do)
I don't know what to say the Pinkie won't do
(Don't know what to say the Pinkie won't do)

I took a hot shower, to help the head pain
Pinkie's parties will make me insane
My entire cabinet was laid to waste
And I had to shave with some chocolate paste

I don't know what to say the Pinkie won't do
(Don't know what to say the Pinkie won't do)
Don't know what to say the Pinkie won't do
(Don't know what to say the Pinkie won't do)

Well by the evening, I was despaired
I was using my toothbrush to comb my hair
I demanded she leave but she stayed around
Then she danced with me and knocked me straight down

I don't know what to say the Pinkie won't do
(Don't know what to say the Pinkie won't do)
I don't know what to say the Pinkie won't do
(Don't know what to say the Pinkie won't do)

Well I have had it, I'm tired and pooped
Tomorrow I'll show Pinkie the end of my boot!
But if she don't leave I'm inviting you
To my house for noodles and Pinkie soup

I don't know what to say the Pinkie won't do
(Don't know what to say the Pinkie won't do)
Contact my agent I'm ready to move!
I don't know what to say the Pinkie won't do
(Don't know what to say the Pinkie won't do)

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